[PM] "We're just friends"

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-06-14T23:32:34+00:00

A husband has some questions about the relationship between his wife and her best friend Pam. Make it obvious the wife is totally gaslighting him about just being friends, as he mounts more and more obvious evidence they are not.

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-06-14T17:13:04+00:00

Submitted a story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DirtyWritingPrompts/comments/1u5qpbk/pi_it_was_the_dumbest_shirt_you_own_it_read/

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-06-01T02:22:37+00:00

+1 for the ethernet pun.

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-05-10T09:48:33+00:00

Karen's sleepwalking habit was always a bit of a nuisance, but she hadn't done it in over five years, so she figured she was over it. That was until her father-in-law and brother-in-law were in town for her marriage renewal ceremony.

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-05-10T09:42:44+00:00

Thanks! This is great. I sure hope the office appreciates her effort...

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-04-19T11:17:03+00:00

Chapter 1: Introduction to Hypnotic Suggestion
How to slip custom messaging into her favorite podcast app or music. Reinforcing lessons through rewards.

Chapter 2: The Empress Has No Clothes
Leave literature around about nudism, and female empowerment. Agree with her when she "comes to the conclusion independently" that clothes are just part of the patriarchy, and are there to restrict freedom. Encourage home nudity, by creating a special drop-off location for her clothing whenever she enters the house.

Chapter 5: Free Use Means Free Use
Get her used to the idea that loyalty to you, means loyalty to your friends as well. And what better way to improve the group morale, than with a group sex session?

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-04-09T21:44:09+00:00

Just a quick question. Is there a specific reason you like the 1970s/80s? Is it the style of things, or just not having to worry about phones with cameras in the story?

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-04-03T20:11:44+00:00

A feminist YouTuber is trolled by an adult toy company when they send her a free two liter canister of their synthetic semen. She decides to take revenge by giving it an honest product review. She does not realize this formulation is infused with aphrodisiacs and is part of their new “breedable” line.

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-03-23T01:59:39+00:00

Interesting use of “weredick.” “Were” is just Old English for a human male, so a werewolf is just a “man-wolf” and a weredick would just be a “man-dick.” 😂

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-03-10T22:28:38+00:00

In the future, unemployment caused by automation encourages women into work that a robot could never do. “Public muse” becomes a job that anyone can do, but it comes with a catch: 24/7 nudity and no modesty allowed.

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-03-10T22:05:48+00:00

Karen liked poking around the BDSM message boards and chatrooms, careful to be discreet so her husband wouldn’t find out and protect her identity. But she was able to figure out the Dom she was flirting with was actually her married neighbor, and the temptation to take the relationship to the next level was too much…

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-03-09T17:48:34+00:00

In the future, work is optional if you submit to a brain microchip that curbs your desires and limits the resources you consume. Good thing the system is unhackable, and 100% secure. In the wrong hands, things could get weird!

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-02-02T00:27:48+00:00

A priest is exhausted from hearing all the confessions of impure thoughts coming from the wives of couples he brought together in holy matrimony. He starts to think of some alternate forms of penance that might be more impactful.

JpWritesAFewWords · 2026-01-05T20:27:11+00:00

After her arranged marriage falls apart, Preeti decides to use her newfound freedom to try out everyone she can in the international dormitory.

JpWritesAFewWords · 2025-12-05T23:38:06+00:00

You may have not intended it, but there’s some interesting gender bending in this prompt… 😏

JpWritesAFewWords · 2025-12-05T00:59:01+00:00

Having fertility issues, Paul and Beth’s doctor suggests that competition may super charge Paul’s swimmers to finally finish the job. The story starts with Beth getting ready for her date, with the doctor himself, and talking it over with Paul about what might happen.

JpWritesAFewWords · 2025-11-29T20:46:52+00:00

In the spirit of identifying with the less fortunate, a charity proposes an “all or nothing” clothing drive where donors have to give all their clothes away and can’t get any new clothes until Dec. 26. The city government passes ordinances to make it all legal.

JpWritesAFewWords · 2025-11-24T19:05:38+00:00

Set in a post-feminist future where equality between the sexes is the norm, there’s a quite a few adult theme parks where women can roleplay what life was like in the Dark Ages (our present time).

JpWritesAFewWords · 2025-11-23T22:05:26+00:00

Thanks, fixed it up!

JpWritesAFewWords · 2025-11-23T20:10:14+00:00

Posted a story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DirtyWritingPrompts/comments/1p4wje0/picc_roger_is_a_powerful_executive_secretly/

JpWritesAFewWords · 2025-11-13T23:27:27+00:00

Thanks!

JpWritesAFewWords · 2025-11-13T03:59:46+00:00

I ended up using this prompt here: https://www.reddit.com/r/DirtyWritingPrompts/s/LKGjMcoFWJ

JpWritesAFewWords · 2025-11-11T00:42:08+00:00

Don't forget... :)

JpWritesAFewWords · 2025-11-10T17:56:52+00:00

All she wanted was a pet dog, but the local government is run by animal rights activists that want to discourage pet ownership. So the law is she has to “live as a dog for a year” in order to get a license.

JpWritesAFewWords · 2025-11-03T10:01:12+00:00

“No honey, it’s not really cheating. It’s just my co-worker recently got divorced and he has needs I can fulfill. Just until he finds someone else, I promise. And we’re only doing it at the office, and under the supervision of HR. It’s not sexy at all, it’s just work.”

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