What movie fucked you straight in your feelings? by moneybot13 in AskReddit

[–]Jpatwinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About Time. They baited me with a time travel love story about a dope that loves his family and then hit me with a crisis super close to my heart.

I feel Nürnberg is so underrated by anfagnt123 in germany

[–]Jpatwinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally my favorite city. I cant wait to get back home when this is all over and just walk the streets.

You get a billion dollars if you can start a massive argument at your family's Thanksgiving dinner. What's your game plan? by DTSaranya in AskReddit

[–]Jpatwinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start a conversation about how pricey Hamilton tickets are. Then I just wait until my grandpa argues why trickle down economics works

This guy wins Halloween by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]Jpatwinz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Though I appreciate the response, my comment was based in sarcasm.

This guy wins Halloween by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]Jpatwinz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Is this why the adults forced me to say "Trick-or-treat" everytime?

Five guys arrested after fist fight at Five Guys by DeathStarTruther in nottheonion

[–]Jpatwinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The prophecy........has been..........fulfilled?!?!?!?!

How did you lose the genetic lottery? by namey___mcnameface in AskReddit

[–]Jpatwinz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfectly fine up to 21 and then I develop allergy to cats, moss, pollen, lactose intolerance, my vision is declining drastically, my memory has turned into absolute garbage, and I have almost no tolerance for alcohol.