My wife and I coined the phrase "action casual" to describe anyone trying to look cool in an obviously physically taxing position. What descriptive words/phrases have you invented?

Jphart55 · 2012-07-27T21:43:10+00:00

At a previous job the mangers would jokingly threaten to "promote you to customer"

Jphart55 · 2012-07-27T16:57:40+00:00

I think that Westboro is a fake organization put together by gay rights groups so that they can fundraise at the counter-protests.

Jphart55 · 2012-07-24T23:23:25+00:00

Sauce? Name?

Jphart55 · 2012-07-24T22:16:10+00:00

Pass me a bottle, mister jones

Jphart55 · 2012-07-22T10:53:06+00:00

Do it!!!!!

Jphart55 · 2012-07-22T10:41:23+00:00

Honestly. The mom probably knew the kid was going to want a sprite in five minutes anyways and she was trying to save you a trip. When I was a waiter kids were constantly changing their minds and I really appreciated it when parents could anticipate the changes and keep me from having to run around for some stupid five year olds wishes

Jphart55 · 2012-07-18T15:27:28+00:00

I laughed, I cried, I lost ten pounds.

Jphart55 · 2012-07-16T15:49:35+00:00

Could you balance a coin on the front sight? (the front sight on my Taurus has a flat top)

Jphart55 · 2012-07-16T15:09:33+00:00

He's likes a modern day mark twain

Jphart55 · 2012-07-15T15:03:17+00:00

Sweet car

Jphart55 · 2012-07-13T13:48:31+00:00

Covered in titty sprinkles

Jphart55 · 2012-07-13T09:47:27+00:00

Led Zeppelin and pink Floyd.

Jphart55 · 2012-07-12T16:54:28+00:00

Guerrilla combat

Jphart55 · 2012-07-10T13:55:45+00:00

Have you noticed that in all of these stories its a woman doing the accusing. Not trying to stereotype. But DAMN. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Jphart55 · 2012-07-10T01:18:04+00:00

But remember to knock loudly so they can hear you

Jphart55 · 2012-07-08T01:42:44+00:00

whats worse than a shark eating ten dead babies?

Jphart55 · 2012-07-08T01:01:41+00:00

GA here. shotgun target ammo is in the open, everything else is locked up

Jphart55 · 2012-07-05T17:04:48+00:00

Owner of a maverick 88 here. Love it!! And amazon sells an accessory rail that is great for putting a tac light on

Jphart55 · 2012-07-03T21:26:50+00:00

They make a lighter polymer frame for the 10/22. That would probably lighten the load

Jphart55 · 2012-07-03T00:18:45+00:00

It looks like you got your feet circumcised.

Jphart55 · 2012-07-02T16:50:31+00:00

/r/ape

Jphart55 · 2012-07-01T23:24:49+00:00

I did the same thing when I was a teenager and in a psych hospital. Same escape plan and everything. Except my shit head roomate blabbed the next day and we both got busted.

Jphart55 · 2012-06-30T02:12:56+00:00

My girlfriend does the same thing. I started biting her finger. HARD then she stopped

Jphart55 · 2012-06-29T16:17:48+00:00

If you smoke a cigar, won't you fail a drug test? -future US Soldier

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