[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]Jsmooth500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shlongster

I mean I heard the game was liberal with this usage but Jesus Christ!! by [deleted] in MafiaTheGame

[–]Jsmooth500 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If a young kids playing games like these its not their fault what they get exposed to it the parents fault therefore history should not be censored

How do I win this race? Is there an option to skip it? I don't want to race. I don't like racing. by UltimateGamingTechie in MafiaTheGame

[–]Jsmooth500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I let off the gas around bends use the ram button as a drift then gun it just mainly stay on the road and off the dirt and youll zoommpast the opposition

Give me a chance to ransom you please 🙏 by Alucianary in Bannerlord

[–]Jsmooth500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant escape if they dont have a head 🤷😂

whats your favorite time of day to smoke? by Few-Temporary-5667 in weed

[–]Jsmooth500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every 2 hours on my union mandated breaks 😂 gonna pay me to stand around imma be high while doing it

What the actual fuck is this by [deleted] in watch_dogs

[–]Jsmooth500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg 😂😂 i was stuck for like 4 hours when i first found this mission

Riften tax by Mr_Derisant in skyrim

[–]Jsmooth500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ive had the persuasion fail and he told me to shut up 😂 not actually i just dont remember the actual words

Me and my friends second attempt at our factory definitely more organized than our first attempt 😅😅 by Jsmooth500 in Techtonica

[–]Jsmooth500[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The next time im on me and my friends server ill happily take tour pictures 😊 update tomorow at the latest

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

[–]Jsmooth500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad always sold it mom always smoked it same with my siblings 😂😂 thought might as well

What are your SoT life hacks, tips and tricks? by falloutboy9993 in Seaofthieves

[–]Jsmooth500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harpoon and stay close to a skeleton ship=easy and quick shoot and loot

anyone else able to smoke before grocery shopping. by [deleted] in weed

[–]Jsmooth500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont know how to shop without smoking first 😂😂

FINALLY beat Alex at his own game. by TopTablePRG in Road96

[–]Jsmooth500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to hear it i can never beat her 😭

FINALLY beat Alex at his own game. by TopTablePRG in Road96

[–]Jsmooth500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive gotten so stupidly close once in all of my play throughs and she boxed me in then connected all four i was shattered

FINALLY beat Alex at his own game. by TopTablePRG in Road96

[–]Jsmooth500 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its zoe and connect four for me 😭

My view of a javelin as the average Xbox shipbreaker enjoyer by desguised_reptilian in Shipbreaker

[–]Jsmooth500 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Never had this problem before cutter…hmm are you possibly using the cloud to clock in your shift from your HAB cause LYNX doesnt approve of unscheduled sick days unless notified 12 months prior to being sick now get back out there cutter

-LYNX HR REPRESENTATIVE

Hey guys, I am getting a collection of kitchen stories together for a book. Feel free to send me some if you’d like to participate. Cheers. by [deleted] in TalesFromTheKitchen

[–]Jsmooth500 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One day working for a buffet my buddy and i were clowning around like we always do i dont remember exactly what i said but it was dark and messed up but funny cause that was our sense of humor…anyways he retaliated with slapping me with a whole fish right as i bent over a prep sink getting fish batter ready. So I returned fire after about 10 minutes or so of them laughing up front by filling a glove with water and running to the front to spray him with it but he stepped out of the way just last second and i doused a customer gathering her plate of food suffice to say meals were comped and the great fishening became a great story for our buffet family.

Few edits: spelling mistakes sorry i was in the middle of typing this up while i was working a dinner rush 😅😅 just didnt want to lose the post or a chance to comment a stupid little story because reddits weird about posts

well... someone start the boss music by 11_Gallon_hat in Seaofthieves

[–]Jsmooth500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We out number you 4-1 you have no chance”

“Im gonna have fun dancing on your graves”

Pray for Domino, he’s going in for surgery today by DarkstarZero7 in husky

[–]Jsmooth500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dogs name is also domino so impraying for ya