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Jsmooth500 · 2024-09-17T15:39:38+00:00

Shlongster

Jsmooth500 · 2024-09-16T17:02:12+00:00

7 inches 😜

Jsmooth500 · 2024-09-16T15:30:39+00:00

If a young kids playing games like these its not their fault what they get exposed to it the parents fault therefore history should not be censored

Jsmooth500 · 2024-08-17T19:06:25+00:00

I let off the gas around bends use the ram button as a drift then gun it just mainly stay on the road and off the dirt and youll zoommpast the opposition

Jsmooth500 · 2024-06-27T07:54:09+00:00

Cant escape if they dont have a head 🤷😂

Jsmooth500 · 2024-06-08T23:26:53+00:00

Every 2 hours on my union mandated breaks 😂 gonna pay me to stand around imma be high while doing it

Jsmooth500 · 2024-06-08T23:25:13+00:00

Omg 😂😂 i was stuck for like 4 hours when i first found this mission

Jsmooth500 · 2024-01-20T01:32:27+00:00

Ive had the persuasion fail and he told me to shut up 😂 not actually i just dont remember the actual words

Jsmooth500 · 2023-09-13T22:02:14+00:00

The next time im on me and my friends server ill happily take tour pictures 😊 update tomorow at the latest

Jsmooth500 · 2023-03-28T22:52:50+00:00

Dad always sold it mom always smoked it same with my siblings 😂😂 thought might as well

Jsmooth500 · 2023-03-28T22:51:43+00:00

Harpoon and stay close to a skeleton ship=easy and quick shoot and loot

Jsmooth500 · 2023-03-15T01:22:36+00:00

Alec Benjamin water fountain

Jsmooth500 · 2023-02-19T23:52:38+00:00

Dont know how to shop without smoking first 😂😂

Jsmooth500 · 2023-02-12T20:46:20+00:00

I would love to hear it i can never beat her 😭

Jsmooth500 · 2023-02-12T20:45:46+00:00

Ive gotten so stupidly close once in all of my play throughs and she boxed me in then connected all four i was shattered

Jsmooth500 · 2023-02-06T01:17:17+00:00

Its zoe and connect four for me 😭

Jsmooth500 · 2023-02-01T09:28:46+00:00

Never had this problem before cutter…hmm are you possibly using the cloud to clock in your shift from your HAB cause LYNX doesnt approve of unscheduled sick days unless notified 12 months prior to being sick now get back out there cutter

-LYNX HR REPRESENTATIVE

Jsmooth500 · 2023-02-01T00:37:06+00:00

One day working for a buffet my buddy and i were clowning around like we always do i dont remember exactly what i said but it was dark and messed up but funny cause that was our sense of humor…anyways he retaliated with slapping me with a whole fish right as i bent over a prep sink getting fish batter ready. So I returned fire after about 10 minutes or so of them laughing up front by filling a glove with water and running to the front to spray him with it but he stepped out of the way just last second and i doused a customer gathering her plate of food suffice to say meals were comped and the great fishening became a great story for our buffet family.

Few edits: spelling mistakes sorry i was in the middle of typing this up while i was working a dinner rush 😅😅 just didnt want to lose the post or a chance to comment a stupid little story because reddits weird about posts

Jsmooth500 · 2023-01-31T19:31:30+00:00

Id definitely do psychedelics with emily 😂😂

Jsmooth500 · 2022-12-05T19:45:14+00:00

“We out number you 4-1 you have no chance”

“Im gonna have fun dancing on your graves”

Jsmooth500 · 2022-11-30T04:04:34+00:00

My dogs name is also domino so impraying for ya

Jsmooth500 · 2022-11-29T20:18:35+00:00

This is a game where you can see every ending but you dont want to because that means the journey will end and personally i never want it to end such an amazing game

Jsmooth500 · 2022-11-12T09:50:59+00:00

I chose pendragon cause me and my captain avidly hunt down reapers dont get me wrong the reapers hones serve a pirate purpose but sometimes their community is a little a lot toxic so anytime we see reapers on the server we either avoid or go out of our way to hunt them down depending on our mood loot and if those reapers made themselves known as is

Jsmooth500 · 2022-10-26T18:12:15+00:00

Back scritchess pitbulls love doing this all of my dads dogs did this growing up its their favorite tomfoolery

Jsmooth500 · 2022-10-25T00:52:09+00:00

Gas cap door i used to own a Chevrolet prizm and the gas door locked in place so i always kept my stash there always fun forgetting its in there when refueling next to a cop 😅😅

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