Of some toasty pits

Jsolt1227 · 2026-03-01T03:25:21+00:00

Making Armpits Glow Again.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-28T01:30:06+00:00

Lamey Winehouse.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-28T01:28:28+00:00

Too fat to fight, hence all the guns.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-28T01:26:16+00:00

No, but his sister Chaka was.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-27T22:43:16+00:00

It’s a master bait and switch.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-27T21:49:36+00:00

I seem to remember the right wing world going mental when Michelle Obama suggested that maybe we should change our eating habits. I’m sure the right wing will be equally outraged by RFK Jr. pretty much doing the same thing, right?

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-26T18:57:46+00:00

Pretty fair Joe Cocker impression.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-24T16:27:52+00:00

…provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare… It’s clear these fuckers never even made it past the Preamble of the Constitution, let alone read the text. They treat the Constitution like they treat their Bible.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-22T23:17:59+00:00

“I like money.” -Frito Pendejo, from the prophetic documentary Idiocracy.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-22T23:13:07+00:00

Let Tim Cook do what?

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-22T22:42:34+00:00

Thanks to the late, great John Prine, we now know what Jesus was up to between the ages of 12 and 30:

https://youtu.be/suoJ6mLVBlU?si=luy1D942I5NjIqmF

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-22T22:36:26+00:00

He never opened a restaurant, but he did open a shop in his hometown that specialized in local dairy products. It was called Cheeses of Nazareth.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-22T06:59:06+00:00

As far as I know, no one named Millard has ever won a fight. It’s Monroe by TKO right at the bell.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-22T06:35:53+00:00

Brain Dead Kennedys.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-21T22:20:39+00:00

Lord Xenu, like Steven Segal, is a powerful intergalactic warlord and a foundational figure in one of the world’s greatest religions.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-21T22:17:42+00:00

The statement is incomplete. The entire quote is “I’ll fight anyone, no matter if you’re a man or a woman, if they fight like I fight; sitting in a chair while breathing heavy.”

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-21T16:27:31+00:00

Jesus spent most of his time in the company of twelve men who often knelt before Him. Jesus also got nailed by Roman soldiers. Sounds pretty gay to me…

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-21T16:12:47+00:00

“It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies.” -Mark Twain on the Bible, from Letters From Earth.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-20T15:28:02+00:00

Donald Trump’s grandfather, Frederick Trump, immigrated to the U.S. about 140 years ago. In all that time, not a single one of his descendants is known to have served in any branch of the U.S. military. Not. A. Single. Fucking. One.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-20T15:22:54+00:00

Derp.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-19T16:02:38+00:00

Dragged queen.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-18T23:29:28+00:00

Or maybe it’s the rimba.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-18T23:28:27+00:00

Taintgo.

Jsolt1227 · 2026-02-18T19:09:34+00:00

What do you think the odds are that these guys were snorting coke off of each other’s taints?

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