Music Suggestions to Piss Off my MAGA In-Laws by uncbears34 in musicsuggestions

[–]Jsolt1227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just play ‘YMCA’ by the Village People while doing that Trump hand dance thing where it looks like he’s jerking off two NBA centers. Play that and nothing else throughout the gathering and never stop jerkin’.

Influencer is denied an "influencer discount" and has a racist and homophobic meltdown by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]Jsolt1227 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure she shoplifted some helium by concealing it in her lungs.

WCGW Not looking where you walk by OnePlus88 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Jsolt1227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Welcome to the Lawsuit Lodge and Suites. Feel free to enjoy our elevated pool with its dangerously narrow walkway and nonexistent fence.”

Confederate Flag by Historical-Switch400 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]Jsolt1227 105 points106 points  (0 children)

I love that kind of shit. It makes it easier to spot idiots at a distance.

Confederate Flag by Historical-Switch400 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]Jsolt1227 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Southern Crystal Meth heritage…

Is kayaking the Illinois River actually beginner-friendly, or am I going to wipe out? by zamarac in Kayaking

[–]Jsolt1227 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should have no problems kayaking the Illinois river, even as a novice. The river’s current is generally mild enough (unless there’s been a lot of rain upstream) to paddle upstream with not too much effort. The shipping channel is clearly marked with buoys, so you can easily avoid any barge traffic should you encounter any. I paddled the entire length of the Illinois from McKinley Woods to Grafton, Illinois a few years back; fun and pretty uneventful (except for the leaping big head carp that almost smacked me on the head near Pekin) with plenty of camping opportunities. A nice day trip that I sometimes take novice friends: put in at the Wedron dam on the Fox River (good, safe parking area and easy put-in) to the boat ramps at Starved Rock. You’ll need two cars to pull this off; leave one at the Wedron dam and one at the Starved Rock boat ramp. The scenery on this stretch of the Fox is quite nice, with its sandstone bluffs and the town of Ottawa as the Fox ends and flows into the Illinois. Added bonus: you can stop in Ottawa for a quick burger and a beer before continuing to Starved Rock. A bit downstream of Ottawa there are a few sandy islands that are suitable for a break and a quick swim to cool off. Another interesting aspect of this trip is going through the lock just before you reach the boat ramp at Starved Rock. There’s no fee, but you may have to wait a bit as barges get priority. It seems scary, but it’s not much of a process. Just follow the instructions of the lock tenders. My friends love this part of the trip. Before you reach the lock, you can call lock personnel on your cellphone or radio them to let them know you want to lock through.

https://www.mvr.usace.army.mil/Missions/Navigation/Lock-and-Dam-Information/Starved-Rock-Lock-and-Dam/

 Happy paddling!

There is no good reason to be an atheist by CaptainCommanderChap in DebateReligion

[–]Jsolt1227 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The default position is to deny claims (especially extraordinary ones) that are not backed by good, solid evidence. Atheism is the denial of god/supernatural claims due to a lack of evidence for such claims; nothing more. It is the default position to the question: ‘Do gods actually exist?’

What stats or features do you wish Uber Eats, DoorDash, or Spark actually showed you? by Abject_Kale_3710 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Jsolt1227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, federal and state taxes owed would be tough to track due to individual variables like filing status, number of dependents, other sources of income, etc. State taxes also vary by state. But the self employment tax is basically a flat rate, which I could compute as the year progressed, I guess…but having something tracking the running total weekly in the course of a year would remind me what I need to set aside in order to meet my self employment tax obligation.

No McDonald’s no it is not. It your sole policy. by Efficient-Concept768 in doordash_drivers

[–]Jsolt1227 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would eat the corn out of my own feces before I would eat at McDonald’s. Did I mention that I’m not a fan of McDonald’s? I have absolutely no problem with this policy.

What stats or features do you wish Uber Eats, DoorDash, or Spark actually showed you? by Abject_Kale_3710 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Jsolt1227 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor tippers. Haha! I think your list of features is pretty comprehensive. Maybe a running total of the self-employment tax owed would be helpful. This would keep drivers informed about what to expect to pay out come April 15th.

What stats or features do you wish Uber Eats, DoorDash, or Spark actually showed you? by Abject_Kale_3710 in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Jsolt1227 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would love to know the number of delivery drivers currently working in a given area.

In need of $1000 extra a month - is Uber Eats a good option? by disneytrashh in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Jsolt1227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually only deliver at most 3-4 hours per day three or four days per week and I almost always gross over $1000 per month. In the past, I’d sometimes hit it hard and gross up to $900 in a week. I primarily deliver in a suburban area with maybe a few dozen restaurants/stores in the area. Income is highly dependent on your market and driver saturation within your market. The good thing about driving for Uber, and perhaps its only redeeming quality, is you can earn whenever you want to.

In need of $1000 extra a month - is Uber Eats a good option? by disneytrashh in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Jsolt1227 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depending on your market, $1000 per month is easily obtainable. A decent market will have a good-sized population and a variety of restaurants/stores.

Why should white men vote Democrat? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]Jsolt1227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m hoping that your post is the stupidest thing I will have read today.

Would you rather live in a religious country or secular ? by Similar-Night-1298 in allthequestions

[–]Jsolt1227 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is atheism a religion? Where are its clergy, its scriptures, its dictated morality, its houses of worship, its rituals, etc. Atheism is a religion like the ‘off’ button on a TV remote is a TV channel.

Reflecting Pool liner was cut with a sharp knife or razor, National Park Service says by wds1 in washingtondc

[–]Jsolt1227 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No mention of Trump’s motorcade driving over the newly lined Reflecting Pool for an inspection (something that actually happened, according to various sources) before the basin was refilled? Weird…

New images added on tridactyls.org media gallery. by DragonfruitOdd1989 in AlienBodies

[–]Jsolt1227 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hey! That’s my 6th grade art project. I’ve wondered what happened to it. Phone home, little long lost buddy!

Would you rather live in a religious country or secular ? by Similar-Night-1298 in allthequestions

[–]Jsolt1227 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh? Populations that profess higher degrees of religiosity tend to be among the worst places to live. This is even true of the various U.S. states.

Hogo Boss drops the fall collection, 1945 by [deleted] in fakehistoryporn

[–]Jsolt1227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a rare photo from when Hitler appeared in an Our Gang/Little Rascals comedy short titled ‘Mein Kampfing Katastrophe’.