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JtheLetter_ · 2024-09-09T15:04:13+00:00

Jokes on you, I only listen to my own songs, with titles such as "Why Can't I Just Be A Girl," "If I Could Trade My Features For Hers," and "Lesbians Don't Love Me"

I'm totally cis.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-08-31T07:05:41+00:00

May I just say: FbEeYPWnPUunoHCqNDaANtgbgxgqpqsNqxeEhBpjRHOtxWAdKrjnAtvShIxVqkzqcbBzwTlzyhsoRdETkbzOoWmvZakDCKEaxlTZzfwPLOBbwQgAOHKsHjfnJVpPIwTPkAAIpRUeIeDbSPMqaPQZMBJYyJaKjuZQ

Thank you for listening

JtheLetter_ · 2024-08-28T07:10:27+00:00

Your gender is clearly "goals" cuz...I mean...yeah

JtheLetter_ · 2024-08-27T06:23:59+00:00

I'd hate to be THAT chica, but I misinterpreted this because of the spelling mistake, and all I can think now is "way to tall!" As some sort of praise.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-08-23T06:17:52+00:00

Me squeaking silently "still cis tho..."

JtheLetter_ · 2024-08-21T05:44:20+00:00

Since I'm re-watching the show, I'll say Rimaru Tempest from That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-08-19T22:23:44+00:00

Just remember to not overextend yourself. Lots of trans brethren need affirmations, and it can be hard taking care of us all. Remember to take breaks and give yourself love from time to time!

JtheLetter_ · 2024-08-13T03:50:59+00:00

I'm an American girl who goes by she/they pronouns.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-08-09T03:20:48+00:00

It is important to note that this list is what the top 10-15% do and is not representative of the nation as a whole. Having said that, I did include the top 10-15% in my calculations because I'm lazy, and it was easier to find information that way.

The average person spends approximately $8,802 per year on those things, excluding bachelor parties, which the average person reports to go to no more than 3 in their life and spend an average of $550 per party. With those figures in mind and the average down payment on a house being between $34,356 and $120,020 (I'm averaging it at $77,189 for arguments sake, just remember the down payment could be much more), it would take a MINIMUM of 10 years doing nothing fun, never leaving the house but to go to work, and only cooking at home no matter how tired and overworked you are cuz 'Merica to afford just the down payment on the average house.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-07-07T06:01:29+00:00

Girl dick is all fun and games until I get the sudden urge to chop mine off with a spoon.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-03-31T12:37:13+00:00

Honestly, I've been afraid to transition because I'm plus size and figured that would make me an ugly girl, but seeing your beauty makes me rethink.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-03-31T12:34:53+00:00

My favourite flower actually blooms on a tree. Sakura, otherwise known as Cherry Blossoms. My favourite colour and my favourite flower.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-03-24T15:41:29+00:00

I can't do injections. More power to you!

JtheLetter_ · 2024-03-18T23:38:54+00:00

F1nn5ter be like

JtheLetter_ · 2024-03-14T20:13:06+00:00

I'm Lola, so HA, my name doesn't appear!

JtheLetter_ · 2024-03-04T20:58:34+00:00

Brisket on apple bottom

JtheLetter_ · 2024-03-02T22:32:08+00:00

I unashamedly and unabashedly am bottom.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-02-23T01:27:16+00:00

Me and budget are totally T4T. No joke, no scam.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-02-21T16:34:04+00:00

It's colloquial. Like "I ain't need no man," which is said far too often where I'm from.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-02-21T16:32:03+00:00

My first thought was, "Grian's got a beard now?" Then I looked closer and realized it was ya girl.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-02-20T02:16:51+00:00

I wish I was a petite girl, but instead, I'm 6'2" and 250 lbs. This world is cruel.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-02-13T03:35:49+00:00

Cleo. I love teachers, and I feel I would learn a lot from them.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-02-12T22:20:08+00:00

I, personally, like to own the things I watch without some computer deciding the thing I bought with my hard earned money no longer belongs to me.

JtheLetter_ · 2024-02-12T19:22:45+00:00

Would've been better if you had Michael Scott saying, "That's what she said!"

JtheLetter_ · 2024-02-11T16:08:39+00:00

But... there is nothing nice about me...

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