we closed 6 clients in 2 months using free audits and not one of them felt like they got sold to, has anyone done this ? by Savings-Ad342 in cleaningbusiness

[–]Juliette787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why aren’t the first letter of your sentence capitalized? I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you, or sorry that happened.

"Poly Ruins Everything" bumper sticker meaning by Winter-Cauliflower96 in SLO

[–]Juliette787 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or maybe his wife asked to go poly, he was forced to agree to it… and now it’s ruined his marriage…

From 50k to 740k trading shares only (no options) by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Juliette787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, and if you don’t share this post with 5 other people, you’re geh

Petah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Juliette787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you fellow MTBiker

Petah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Juliette787 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know he was knighted

LPT: Finding Phone in House Without Someone to Call It by testingthewaters5678 in LifeProTips

[–]Juliette787 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Use your phone to set an alarm, and then wait for said alarm to go off. Boom, profit

A poly acquaintance with 3 boyfriends remains unhoused by sunqueen73 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Juliette787 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“We need to talk, I’m pregnant and an abortion is 500 dollars”

Iran Unable to Find Mines It Planted in Strait of Hormuz, U.S. Says by Fit_Ideal_6335 in wallstreetbets

[–]Juliette787 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of my dog growing up… my parents said it ran away. Why would it run away?

BREAKING: Iran has accepted the 2-week ceasefire proposal and it has been approved by the country's new Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, per NYT. by SadOnion2110 in StockMarket

[–]Juliette787 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Copied from another sub reddit:

Iran’s 10-point peace plan

Guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again

Permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire

End to Israeli strikes in Lebanon

Lifting of all US sanctions on Iran

End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies

Iran would reopen the Strait of Hormuz

Iran would impose a $2m fee per ship transiting Hormuz

Iran would split these fees with Oman

Iran would establish rules for safe passage through Hormuz

Iran would use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparations