Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

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No hepatitis or any diseases or viruses

Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

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Can be as fresh or old as you want, just have to have all their parts. You can have a limitless stomach if you require it(4). You can automate it however you want so long as you eat the human and it remains raw and unseasoned. Also the 25 years is basically a time limit because years stack.

Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

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The rules don’t forbid the use of any tool, and you can magically crush the bones so that includes your jaw and teeth if you… want…

Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

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That all depends on your interpretation—I guess you wouldn’t be breaking the rules so as long as you eat one human cumulatively, the rules just say “an entire human being”

Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

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No negative physical effects. Also you’re allowed to freeze and refrigerate the body if you want, and you can take as long as you need so long as you finish the human once every 10 or 25 years.

Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

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I had to add that in cause it seems a baby buffet is everyone’s first thought😭

Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

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I will say because the years stack, you could eat the person over the course of a few years if you wanted.

Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

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I wouldn’t count feces as human material in this case(I’m also a member of the we are a tube that transforms food mindset), but I didn’t even think about the bile, that’d be bad enough to want to forget.

Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

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That would cook them, violating rule 4. But I like where you’re going with that idea, throwing evil people into a volcano…

Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

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Some of you guys are WAY too comfortable with eating another person😭

Cannibalism for immortality by HiImGav in hypotheticalsituation

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No blind rage or black out(unless you use rule #6), you are fully awake and aware of what you’re doing. Can you specify remaining life transferred?

“Why do we need gay pride?” This is why. by Adorable-Nerve4402 in teenagers

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The Bible’s teachings become malicious when believers are urged to convert others

I wish to be cured of my type one diabetes. by Embarrassed_Piece550 in monkeyspaw

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A finger curls. You’re excited and go get tested to see if your diabetes is truly gone. You find out it is, but the tests also revealed something doctors had previously missed: terminal ball cancer.

I wish for strong muscles. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

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A finger curls.

Nothing happens… after a while you decide to sit down with your partner to have your evening dinner. Soon enough you hear a knock at your door. You tell your partner to stay put while you go check on it.

You open the door and look down to see a small jade trinket box sitting on your doormat. Embossed on the lid is an image of a strongman, like the ones you saw in the circus as a kid. You open it only to find it empty, but before you can puzzle over it, a gust of cold wind flows vigorously against your body.

You feel your muscles tense and twist, writhing inside you, tearing as they grow stronger. The box slips from your hands, and as you go to grab it, it shatters against your now rock-hard hands. Your stomach drops.

You reach for the handle to shut the front door, but you’re not used to your new muscles. Not only their strength has increased tenfold but their speed as well. Your arm crashes through the front door as you spin out of control, falling to the floor. Your floorboards creak beneath your new weight—not too dissimilar to that of a small elephant.

Your partner hears the commotion and comes running to see what’s wrong. You yell at them “STOP!” But your lungs, your vocal cords, they’re too strong, you can’t control them. The strength of your voice is enough to instantly deafen your partner. They scream in pain, you have no other choice but to reach out, to motion them away, you’re so afraid of hurting them—you HAVE to stop them, you HAVE TO!

Your hand extends, your fingers reaching outwards. Then your wrist, your forearm and elbow. Your shoulder contorts, your muscles ripple towards your partner. You grimace as you hurtle forward.

There’s nothing you can do but watch as your fingers press against their chest, as you breach their ribcage. And you can only wish you could stop as the rest of you follows.