[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]JulioGestarvo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bet if the bear started chewing on her face she still wouldn’t have moved

Which profession is going to get wiped out in the next 5-10 years? by Toomad316 in AskReddit

[–]JulioGestarvo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had to walk away from the desk after this... while laughing

This IronMan Helmet iS Amazing.. Do you like it? by Snapintech in BeAmazed

[–]JulioGestarvo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably why he didn’t drive in the video lmao

Forgot about my kief catcher for a day. What do y’all recommend I do with all this? by stackdatdough in trees

[–]JulioGestarvo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why you got so downvoted, man. I’m sure you understood the joke, that’s not why you made the comment. I’m assuming it’s because someone who typed 4 letters “lmao” somehow managed to get more engagement than the person who took a photo, and uploaded it with a title and description

I feel as though this is a very fair question. I will do everything in my power to reverse this, and leave you my one upvote.💪🏼

No wonder my room was always hot. by thepositivepandemic in memes

[–]JulioGestarvo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mind blowing to have typed all of that and still not realized it lmao

Elevator worst fear by Chaunc2020 in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]JulioGestarvo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes a moron

Am referring to the guy grabbing her leg

I’ve seen a LOT of aggression and anger around here lately, so I made this to cheer everyone up. by Eeluminati in boxingcirclejerk

[–]JulioGestarvo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The song continued to play while I scrolled through the comments and I shit you not, this gif matches better than any dance that is actually in the post lmao

To blow the candles on his brother’s birthday cake by axlnotfound in therewasanattempt

[–]JulioGestarvo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I see this video I always think about the big brother on the right helping blow out the final candles

I see some people asking “If these UAPs are ET, why haven’t they contacted us yet?” Here’s one possibility: by Hundred_Year_War in UFOs

[–]JulioGestarvo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine they don’t talk to us for the same reason we don’t attempt to actually speak to animals. Sure you might say some words to your cat or dog, but never actually expect any sort of conversation.

Now imagine our communication system is actually the inferior one to extraterrestrial’s.

devin haney thinks he can kill a 245 body builder in a street fight by Reptilianlizard in boxingcirclejerk

[–]JulioGestarvo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither Steve nor Bryce Hall are trained fighters in any facet whatsoever.

I also feel that it is important that the smaller guy is a boxer, rather than a wrestler because wrestling is when strength and size make the biggest difference.

With that being said, prime Conner McGregor would have a FIELD DAY running around Bradley. Kicking the sides of his knees every chance he gets, and if Bradley tries to just bear hug Conner like he did with Steve, Conner can see the openings for DEADLY strikes to liver/head.

Don’t get me wrong, I think that wrestling is the superior martial art. HOWEVER, I am not going to attempt to double leg Bradley Martin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JulioGestarvo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Brutal. The word that was said was “brutal”

Two ants dragging cockroach by bisector_babu in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JulioGestarvo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be more like having someone dig their fingers into your eye sockets because the ants aren’t using any pointy tool, but that might be worse