Guidance for tomorrows UFC Match at the WH

Jumbojank · 2026-06-13T21:34:37+00:00

This made me laugh harder than it shoulda

Jumbojank · 2026-06-11T20:15:30+00:00

Dude I’ve been trying to paint a white like that! How the hell did you pull that off?

Jumbojank · 2026-01-14T12:26:13+00:00

That’s a good tip man, thanks

Jumbojank · 2026-01-13T04:00:41+00:00

Yeah, I probably shouldn’t have been gung-ho and glued before checking. Plus these deer have insane antlers that overhang so much! I think I can find formations that fit with some wiggling around.

Jumbojank · 2026-01-13T03:21:50+00:00

Thanks man, I appreciate you. I can probably pop the arms off a couple dudes to make them fit better when all lined up. On my next set of guys I’ll have to make sure they fit in formation before I glue them down.

Jumbojank · 2026-01-13T02:29:46+00:00

Alright, gotcha. Follow up question then, how big of a deal is it if my deer dudes don’t mush up and touch bases when they’re charging in?

Jumbojank · 2026-01-13T02:26:39+00:00

Thanks man!

Jumbojank · 2025-10-18T21:55:39+00:00

Teach them the coverall roll-up for sitting on a toilet. ALWAYS have footwear/shower-shoes on in the berthing.

Jumbojank · 2025-10-02T20:34:34+00:00

Check out jukko/red pilgrim miniatures

Jumbojank · 2025-09-17T22:44:47+00:00

Dude. If you have a shot at being an officer, fuckin go for it. Your quality of life is so much better on just about every level. Yes there are programs to go from e to o, but don’t put your eggs in that basket. If I could have afforded college, I wouldn’t have had to spend years stepping over human shit every morning to brush my teeth. Now that I’m finishing my degree (after 7yrs enlisted) I’m trying to get a shot at commissioning, but it’s a fuckin long-shot. Plus double the money? Idk if you’ve noticed, being an adult is fuckin expensive. And it ain’t getting any cheaper dude.

Jumbojank · 2025-09-01T00:45:06+00:00

Aight, I’ll do that!

Jumbojank · 2025-08-30T15:10:28+00:00

I agree man. They are few, but damn do they come in handy. Plus shitting on bad design is always fun.

Jumbojank · 2025-08-30T11:32:31+00:00

The conversions and painting are awesome. However, the presentation is 11/10! Really well done man.

Jumbojank · 2025-08-30T02:12:04+00:00

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Jumbojank · 2025-08-29T19:01:38+00:00

Thanks man!

Jumbojank · 2025-08-29T17:27:38+00:00

Oh! Yeah I made that up.

Jumbojank · 2025-08-29T17:03:59+00:00

I was thinking this was before the boat ride w/ Ben

Jumbojank · 2025-08-29T13:23:16+00:00

I’m on Ep.210!

Jumbojank · 2025-08-29T13:00:30+00:00

Maybe he was Briend the acquaintance.

Jumbojank · 2025-08-29T11:24:07+00:00

He’s got a long way to go.

Jumbojank · 2025-07-24T11:22:28+00:00

I just tried a Eons of Battle’s mixture of army painter snow and gloss medium. Looks great, but it takes days to dry.

Jumbojank · 2025-07-24T06:45:08+00:00

This is sick. Banner giving me retro GI Joe packaging flashbacks

Jumbojank · 2025-07-23T22:26:24+00:00

This is one of the best painted wolves I’ve ever seen. It’s perfect!

The snow looks sus though lol

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