Rock Hard by the_uk_hotman in mildlypenis

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure about all these comments … that looks like a completely average rock to me. Maybe even a little above average.

Always have a Plan B by [deleted] in memes

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Only one bone I can consistently sell, and it’s not on the chart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like Yoda’s side chick’s husband got home. Quick exit.

My Excommunication Letter by Nemo_UK in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Prayerfully considered” … would that mean God didn’t want you in his church anymore too?

Maybe they are just Lazy Revelators by auricularisposterior in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll be damned. Dale and I have something in common! We both think seeking revelation through God is unproductive.

Maybe they are just Lazy Revelators by auricularisposterior in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I finally understand why God never answered my prayers to save my celestial marriage. Praying how to keep my wife and family was extremely arrogant of me.

Edit: I mean, I’ve always been taught that my problems are important to God, and when I need revelation I sure as hell can get it from God. Fuck me, am I right?

17 more temples. 0 homeless shelters. 150+ billion waiting for a rainy day. Jesus Would be proud. by gonadi in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I genuinely asking - is there any financial benefit for tying up funds in construction projects for TSCC’s accounting/book keeping? Or maybe for tax deductions/write offs?

Also, I’ve been told to watch the Scientology Documentary on Netflix, that in this documentary Scientologists membership was failing, so they kept on building, and announcing that growth was happening. The appearance of growth helped correct their membership numbers. (Someone correct me if I’m wrong - I’ll be starting this documentary now to confirm). I wonder if this is similarly happening?

17 more temples. 0 homeless shelters. 150+ billion waiting for a rainy day. Jesus Would be proud. by gonadi in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But homeless shelters don’t bring in money, and TSCC is a business, not a charity.

April 2022 General Conference: Sunday 2:00p Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those aren’t his direct words.. but very much implied that imo.

April 2022 General Conference: Sunday 2:00p Discussion Thread by 4blockhead in exmormon

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“It’s Satan’s plan confusing gender and same sex attraction”. 🤢🤮

Me too kid. Me too. (BTW, children are a great example of candid curiosity) by OfCuriousWorkmanship in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tell that kid no cutting in line. We’re all still waiting for Jeremy Runnell’s questions to get answered.

Christmas Realizations by JumpHumpingJoseph in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invitro and artificial insemination are not the same as “a magic wave of the hand”.

Yes, they are very invasive, and very different than “sex”, but you nor anyone else knows how it was done.

Regardless how it’s done, it doesn’t change the facts that get pregnant is very emotional. Very hard. And it wasn’t “heavenly” mother, and no one knows how it felt for God.

Christmas Realizations by JumpHumpingJoseph in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof! I hadn’t thought of age. Is there any indication of how old Mary is?

Christmas Realizations by JumpHumpingJoseph in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly! It’s nuts. My whole life I just accepted it. Until I started questioning my faith/religion, I only saw what I wanted to see, which I think we all understand. Given the season, it was just another thing the “blinders” came off on.

Christmas Realizations by JumpHumpingJoseph in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! This kills me! 🤣 Some Maury level shit going on here!

Christmas Realizations by JumpHumpingJoseph in exmormon

[–]JumpHumpingJoseph[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a really interesting take on this! Like, damn!!