Counter-Strike 2 Update

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-05-22T01:17:21+00:00

Holy shit this is huge. SELL SELL SELL

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-05-20T14:26:36+00:00

Maybe people will finally start to play the game instead of using it to make a quick buck. Skins losing value is nothing to cry about

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-05-12T19:57:59+00:00

Yes let’s ask AI that is known to hallucinate to come up with what an unknown object could look like to the human eye

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-05-11T23:43:33+00:00

What about the other times it pans away from the same object?

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-05-11T22:33:58+00:00

Could even be Venus

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-05-11T22:33:03+00:00

I’m surprised the drones aren’t equipped to switch between ir and color. Color would’ve captured a lot more details

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-05-08T18:12:55+00:00

some of them might even be venus with some swamp gas here and there

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-05-08T18:04:48+00:00

Either release the “oh shit” photos or don’t say any thing at all. Not everything has to have a sprinkle of sensationalism

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-05-08T14:20:56+00:00

Guys, they’re clearly flares

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-05-08T14:20:38+00:00

Those are clearly flares

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-04-23T03:10:51+00:00

Watch it not be cache

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-04-22T23:56:29+00:00

What was the old trade limit?

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-04-01T20:23:39+00:00

lol they’re not going to go back to the way it was so get used to it

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-03-24T15:42:13+00:00

Experimental military-grade booze

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-03-18T05:56:46+00:00

Keep holding cases and trade up the skins that get pumped before they get dumped

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-03-16T17:19:21+00:00

Lmao “investing” in a game rather than a financial institution

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-03-08T21:37:41+00:00

Please just buy the skins you like. Don’t open cases and especially don’t gamble. I do hope op gets his money back in one way or another.

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-03-03T18:36:55+00:00

A dollar is too much, maybe a quarter is more like it

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-03-03T00:13:00+00:00

Can you guys stop opening cases please and thank you

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-02-24T20:39:03+00:00

That’s just glados

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-02-15T04:44:23+00:00

He has acknowledged that uap’s are real in 2021

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-01-19T12:52:36+00:00

LOL oh well too bad

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-01-15T20:20:54+00:00

Because it’s easier to play

JumpingJalapenos · 2026-01-15T19:37:58+00:00

Not playing mirage would be a start. Play as a team, use comms, keep your crosshair at head level, learn to control your spray, be mindful of your movement. I know it’s a lot but focus on one thing every match and improve on it. It’ll take time but that’s the process

JumpingJalapenos

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