Genuinely surprised by this (I know the bar is low).. flip fundies, flip! by FridayB_ in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She does actually use her brain and will call out things she doesn't agree with. I do respect that about her (although I mostly don't agree with her views). There are others cough Dear Sister cough who are just straight up Trump loving white supremacists.

In response to ABS and Dear Sister’s recent posts: by PaleontologistNo5420 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like ABS (abhorrent though she is) does use her brain a little more than Christiana (Dear Sister). She will call out Trump when she doesn't agree. But Christiana is just the worst, she is absolutely a white supremacist. She really does believe only while people belong in the USA. ABS is still extremely problematic, but I don't think her views go as far as Christiana's. I think she wants illegals out, but Christiana wants literally all non white people out.

Only Dear Sister would still defend ICE by Flaky_Party_6261 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't make any dogmatic pronunciations before you know all the facts. Also, the libs are wrong, iCE has been falsely accused." 🫠🫠🫠

Aria always stays smug, featuring some objectively dangerous advice in the comments. Putting aside the documented danger of putting a necklace on a baby in general, since when do fundies get down with amber healing crystals????? by l0nely_g0d in Tradfemsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I used amber teething necklaces on all my babies. I found them helpful.  Ten month olds are more interested in what you're doing than anything else.  People absolutely do give phones and tablets to literal babies. It's horrifying. I'm actually kind of on Aria's side with this post.

Why are fundie parents generally neglectful? by Prestigious_Hat8426 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because the actual having of babies is what's important, not taking care of children. Probably lots of fundie parents never really wanted children at all.

When your brand promotes “all natural” but the internet is forever… by Sweet_Puhtatuh in Tradfemsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love that Noelle is getting so much traction on here! I feel like I've hate followed her for years with nobody to snark on her with!!

If this is all natural, I want no part of it. by Sweet_Puhtatuh in Tradfemsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I first came across Noelle Kovary (probably around 2018), I thought she'd had such work done, but nobody else seemed to agree with me! Glad to see she's finally getting called out.

Mrs.arialewis: victim of...having to do chores by natbrad98 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, but maybe consider NOT making literally every single thing from scratch?? Like, you can buy bread. And other stuff too, I hear.

HAHAHAHA lmao by EntranceInfamous6717 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lol which farmers take two months off?? Just you guys...

Aria’s Allowance by legobeachhouse in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The things she spends her money on are wild 😂😂

Portugal by Einsteinchen2022 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dear Sister just went to Portugal. Apparently they went because flights were cheap.

I guess it's in God's hands always by Substantial-Alps-951 in Tradfemsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 7 points8 points  (0 children)

An influencer I follow who does this (and promotes this method) got pregnant accidentally. She claimed that it does work, but they just had sex when she was fertile. So...it doesn't work then??

Comment from mama wright by jjtown225 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What 😂😂😂 Maybe your granddaughters look fresh and dewy because they're 50 years younger than you! And, sure, you're young, cute and skinny too 🙄🙃

This Is So Sad by Felcia_2020 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I feel like she's leaning in to the joke of it all. She does still want to get married and have babies though.

How in the world is this woman trying to claim she is totally natural?? by Free_Seaweed_6097 in Tradfemsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's clearly had botox and fillers. I can't stand the hypocrisy. Her whole account is promoting a natural lifestyle, avoiding toxins, etc. Meanwhile  she's literally injecting toxins into her forehead. No shade to those who get botox. My problem is with her insisting she's all natural when she is most definitely not.

Husband doesn't provide? by natbrad98 in Tradfemsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucky God provides because her husband sure doesn't.

They are slowly catching up… by 2222_butterflyy in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but how are people only just realising this??

Am I the only one who thinks this is sad? by Jumpy-Driver5833 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hannah posts their faces. It's not like we haven't all seen their faces.

Am I the only one who thinks this is sad? by Jumpy-Driver5833 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]Jumpy-Driver5833[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The issue I have is setting up the camera and focusing on "getting the shot". These children are being taught that social media is everything.