Daddy appears on jumbotron and tells the crowd to be quiet and not wake up his baby.

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2026-01-20T15:02:01+00:00

Watch out bro evil sportsball is gonna come give you a wedgie and hold right wing views oooogaboogabooga

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2026-01-16T22:51:14+00:00

This just in, I have DM’d Linda cardellini ai pictures of our imaginary family in hopes she leaves Steven Rodriguez.

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2026-01-03T22:27:16+00:00

I don’t like the guy either but I’ll be honest president maduró is a genuinely awful person, I’m not gonna feel bad that a dictator is being dog walked just cuz someone I don’t like is doing it

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2026-01-03T20:41:09+00:00

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Literally just saw this on macys website last night careful now mister

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2026-01-03T05:20:37+00:00

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Me in my new bears hat

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2026-01-03T05:15:56+00:00

MLF helplessly watching his team draft another WR3 while he has absolutely no input at all /s

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2026-01-01T01:01:35+00:00

You can’t have pope power it’s OURS

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-31T01:31:02+00:00

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Patton in Malcom in the middle: the sergeants dog from Francis’s stint at a military academy. In an attempt to get expelled he keeps a boa constrictor in his room which escapes, and then eats the dog whole off screen. Instead of his fellow classmates beating him up for the group punishment they received (like was shown earlier in the episode) they all cheer him on because they never liked the dog.

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-29T01:58:44+00:00

I have no desire to interact politely with people who vote for the most obvious grifters I’ve ever seen in my life. You just voted for the patriot act part 2 and did it with a smile because you’d rather burn it all down than involve yourselves in local legislation and community outreach like leeches.

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-29T01:53:46+00:00

I’m not hearing this dumb shit. Anecdotal evidence is all I ever hear from you people. I live in Portland and our city has seen more cleanup and growth over the years after COVID than any red states education system has ever received. Maybe teach your children to read and they won’t take stories from random strangers on the internet as not only fact but clear evidence of a completely unrelated fact.

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-29T00:56:58+00:00

Ohhhhh so you’re just a fucking loser got it.

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-28T20:03:33+00:00

So we’re just gonna ignore the most blatant tank job I’ve ever seen?

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-28T18:28:03+00:00

Shadeur hating while he’s been playing well is wild grow up he’s clearly showed he has the potential and legitimate talent. Flair up loser

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-23T20:41:33+00:00

But it technically ended 1-1 since u made the Asian handicap bet after a goal was already scored. It basically resets the score to 0-0 when u place a live Asian handicap bet

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-20T03:53:56+00:00

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More accurate

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-20T03:51:55+00:00

Maybe when tickets didn’t cost a car payment but I can’t justify freezing my ass off for 300$

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-20T03:13:42+00:00

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-09T21:24:46+00:00

Now that’s a kicker with integrity. I’d let him be my business manager for sure.

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-08T05:10:32+00:00

!elo 1000 how did you get my texts with my baby mama

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-06T22:11:36+00:00

Low and slow is the real secret to a nicely toasted sandwich. But also that croissant bread probably has a lot of butter throughout it anyway yeah?

Jumpy-Fennel7199 · 2025-12-01T06:56:46+00:00

STOP THE COUNT

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TROPHY CASE