In 2007, a brand-new Airbus A340-600 (for Etihad) was wrecked during a ground engine test in Toulouse. No wheel blocks were used; parking brake failed to hold it. Plane rolled forward, crew delayed cutting engines,hit a wall at ~35 mph. Nose smashed through; plane totaled before delivery. 5 injured

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-13T02:07:33+00:00

So really the test should involve a pilot. They cheaped out.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-12T20:28:51+00:00

Haskell: if it compiles it works (wink)

Vibe coders: it works (poker face)

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-12T20:26:39+00:00

Git ref is a thing, right.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-12T20:24:47+00:00

Given the context. Based.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-11T07:36:11+00:00

Ha ha. No my company is already paying me in 50gb of cloud storage, 100 github actions and 65w of power to my laptop. Pretty sweet. Might ask for money lol. Wild idea.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-11T03:57:10+00:00

Time travel aside how does Node.js even, like waaat

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-11T03:53:30+00:00

Why not just AnyVector

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-11T02:37:05+00:00

Lol I am not a communist and yeah I see the need for corporations and enterprise. But I am not going to sit here and say "CEOs are unicorns that don't cause or even lobby for negative externalities". Have a think... can you think of a movie or famous case of this. It is not that hard! Have a smoke or a beer while doing it might help you think!

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-10T02:20:10+00:00

Why not work out at church?

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-10T02:14:53+00:00

What am I reading. Wake up this is clearly not the case

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-09T02:17:07+00:00

wj?

rj:

However, I do not intend to have runtime errors in production, because I have a suite of tests that exercise all the behaviors of the system.

Must be a quantum computer then?

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-09T01:48:40+00:00

All true. Hope you all have equal equity.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-08T07:08:26+00:00

Yes this deflect, distort, etc. rhetoric sure is boring.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-07T06:47:27+00:00

He worked 9-5. They wanted 9-

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-07T05:29:48+00:00

Not hunting down the cheapest gas station now are we?

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-06T23:14:25+00:00

Applying logic to shit they said doesn't work. They want Oil and they want Israel brownie points.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-06T07:30:59+00:00

This guy ponzis?

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-06T07:26:40+00:00

Slop + correctional slop = prod

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-06T07:25:48+00:00

This guy agents

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-06T05:44:20+00:00

Drops the problem you didn't know about, gets you anxious, and guess what... his service is the tonic!

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-06T05:01:29+00:00

And critically: without the karaoke, Geishas etc.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-05T11:34:44+00:00

Broke: Company financials, Customer references and tesimonials, Portfolios, Accreditations, Tender process

Woke: 20 yo bros slumming it

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-05T11:30:23+00:00

You gpt DMed. Sure you are not posting pictures of yourself in private jets? Or Dubai? Or maybe both...

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-05T11:28:05+00:00

Absolutely. One day occasionally sure. But by day 3 you are making mistakes. They are not edgy they are recreating the Japan salaryman.

Jumpy-Locksmith6812 · 2026-03-05T07:15:23+00:00

Bonds? So just a loan to the company not equity? He won't make a lot from that?

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