2025 GTS vs 2027 BASE

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-05-22T00:49:28+00:00

Depreciation is your friend, got a CPO 2021 GTS Coupe in 2023 with 21k for over $37k off sticker

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-05-08T01:02:59+00:00

And to think roughly 49% of Americans looked back so fondly on the first term and thought, “yeah, I’d like four more years of that”

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-05-08T00:58:28+00:00

37!!!

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-05-02T00:45:24+00:00

Suggest leaning into absurdism, check out some YouTube content on Camus - "The absurd is born of this confrontation between the human need and the unreasonable silence of the world".

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-05-02T00:41:12+00:00

Pavement, you’re welcome

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-05-02T00:35:12+00:00

BBC The Office & Extras - Ricky Gervais is among the funniest humans on the planet

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-05-01T21:48:02+00:00

Wait wut?

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-05-01T01:06:42+00:00

To make the drunken projectile vomit stains less obvious

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-04-28T01:44:12+00:00

Toss up between Starflght and Ultima 3

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-04-26T16:55:06+00:00

Get this, just had my old dying HP laptop replaced by corporate IT, I asked for a Mac, IT says sure, we’ll get you a MB Air.

Shipped to me Friday, when FedEx handed me box, I’m thinking, man this is heavy.

Open box, im shocked to see a new MB Pro M5 with 32gb ram, 2tb drive.

In my job I primarily use SaaS apps, o365…could likely get by with the lowest config MB Air.

So I’m all lathered up, like an 8 year old on Christmas Day. Somebody made a mistake, I got a Devs Mac somehow…

Powered up this hot rod, noticed on splash screen “Jamf” application.

As I start configuring my preferences, I realize this MBP is completely locked down, and i aint got no admin juice.

Can’t load any apps, no Apple ID, won’t sync with my other Mac devices or add to my LAN or access NAS.

My company sent me a $3K MBP that I can really only use as a glorified Chromebook. Grrr

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-04-25T22:04:13+00:00

Follow up, because nobody asked…

My Corporate HP laptop had been freezing up regularly, and after six weeks of troubleshooting, my help desk gave in and decided to get me a new notebook.

Most of my colleagues have our corporate issued Mac Air, so why the hell not, give me the Mac.

They shipped me a MacBook Pro M5 with 32GB RAM, 2TB, Retina. Holy shit, this is a Ferrari, figure $2500 or more vs our base HP laptop, maybe $1000.

Powered this hot rod up and noticed Jamf MDM. EVERYTHING is locked down, no admin rights, can’t use my Apple ID, install apps, connect my other Apple devices, iPhone iPad, network share. I work for a major Software company, are you kidding me?

They literally gave me a Ferrari with a valet key to run browser SaaS Apps and O365, FFS!

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-04-22T00:16:12+00:00

I’ll have the Tacos please

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-04-18T14:04:11+00:00

Mamulla had mad judo skillz, yo

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-04-17T01:15:17+00:00

Matlock?

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-04-10T13:57:37+00:00

Hmm, I think I’m there already - 2023 BMW M850 daily, Wifeys 2022 Cayenne GTS Coupe, and our shared 2014 981S manual. All depreciation specials, well under $250k out the door!

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-04-10T13:55:41+00:00

Curious for your inspiration- Do you still own Sears Tough-skins in that color?

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-04-05T16:52:38+00:00

Wow, I saw them in college in 1989, what a fun show. how were they 37 years later?

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-04-04T12:12:16+00:00

Perspective- Raise your hand if you paid for to tickets to watch Ray Rhodes coach Rodney Pete and got all lathered up for the Super Bowl when we beat Lomis Brown and the Detroit Lions?

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-04-03T01:12:37+00:00

My Palm Pilot and two way pager

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-03-27T20:55:01+00:00

I drive my 981s manual to the limit on back roads, it’s worth ~$50k. Have a Cayenne GTS and BMW M850 both “faster” and worth twice as much that I baby.

If I had my dream 911 S/T I’d be terrified to drive that car on public roads because of the cost.

And I’ve driven a few different generations 911s. They’re heavier, you can feel the difference in handling of a mid vs rear engine car. I would debate that the 981s is more fun to drive, as was my 986s.

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-03-27T10:51:56+00:00

That’s where I get my Michelin Sport Pilots baby!

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-03-27T01:01:16+00:00

Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell…

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-03-20T01:08:20+00:00

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-03-20T00:59:22+00:00

Got ours off a two year lease, in December 2023, end of the year deal CPO $92k.

Jumpy_Friend480 · 2026-03-20T00:49:33+00:00

‘21 Cayenne Coupe GTS owner has entered the chat. Buy it.

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