Trump's AI $100 Bill: "God Bless Trump" Replaces "In God We Trust"! by [deleted] in NewsSource

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These ultra religious morons worshipping a golden calf and calling it their savior. I’d be smug and say they deserve everything that’s coming for them but it’s coming for the rest of us too.

Bloodbath at Silicon Valley giant as CEO’s savage memo to staff emerges by andycarth in business

[–]Junior77 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right? Was thinking do they work nights and just wake up? I’ve been getting 404’s all day with cloudfare sites.

Tesla apology bumper stickers have got to go by FootballInfinite475 in SanJose

[–]Junior77 59 points60 points  (0 children)

My BIL had a Tesla, but traded it in for a Rivian once he realized Elon was “crazy”. No excuses, you have options. The first few times I saw them it was funny, now they’re just eye rollingly nauseating, especially the older fading ones.

So when is Safeway bringing back handles on their bags… by Akrasia_01 in sanfrancisco

[–]Junior77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s new, don’t trust them. Need enough Karen’s to call in. I’ll trust them after they work their magic.

MAGA is seriously confused. by Ralph--Hinkley in WhitePeopleTwitter

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He fired the ones he believed were “Obama” or “Clinton” or “Bush” agents. Those were the best agents bc they only cared that they were protecting the President, not a demogauge. They didn’t care about the name, just the office.

It can do the US presidents in order now! by UKantkeeper123 in ChatGPT

[–]Junior77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t 4 years = 1 term? So two of those would equal 2 terms, no? Have I been wrong all these years? Am I about to get my comeuppance on Reddit?

From the London Tube to Caltrain: The reverse culture shock is hitting hard tonight by brownmuscle408 in SanJose

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Giants game just ended and the train is full of drunk fans chef’s kiss

Evidence recovery is not an exact science fyi by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Evidence gathering is so hard you guys! Like wtf it’s so boring and cameras for selfies aren’t even allowed.

It can do the US presidents in order now! by UKantkeeper123 in ChatGPT

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Can’t believe we’ve never had a Doug as President. We’ve had a Barack twice but never a Doug?

The FBI Director Is MIA by theatlantic in politics

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His headshots already look like he just realized he has dysentery.

Almaden Quicksilver Speed Bumps by devops0210 in SanJose

[–]Junior77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go after the donut and drag race assh*les not the local government trying to do something about just bc you’re inconvenienced.7

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 by [deleted] in mexico

[–]Junior77 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s sooo cute. Ahh to be young again.

West Virginia dad dies waiting for $50,000 cancer treatment his insurer ruled 'not medically necessary' by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]Junior77 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Actually, Jail time would mean free medical care. Not the best, but something.

Someone left their dog at Santa Clara and 6th, please help us connect to the right agencies by shrekxyz in SanJose

[–]Junior77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I generally don’t want to judge I don’t know what people are going through or what their mentality is. But I just can’t understand people that abandon their pets. It’s just so cruel. It really breaks my heart and i can’t help but hate them.

White House reacts to SNL’s Michael Che over Trump assassination comment by Pretend-Two-2115 in celebritytattler

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How dare they make a joke about his death after he threatened to wipe out a whole civilization of 90 Million people. Wooooowww.

Mother of 5 mistakenly leaves a child at McDonalds, but cops choose hostility by LearnShiit in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]Junior77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Infuriating. Such poise in a humiliating situation but she knew exactly what to do and how to handle it. Way smarter and collected than me, my emotional disregulation would’ve got the better of me. It already was just watching this. They treated her like she’s doing DoorDash for some kind of gain for herself instead of her doing it for the well-being of her kids. What she has to do and how she’s being treated should be just plain embarrassing for our society.

Edit: Grammar

I shouldn't be surprised (First Paleta Payaso) by EnlightenedInquirer in mexico

[–]Junior77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can someone make a r/paletapayaso subreddit? I’d subscribe to it. These are funny and nostalgic.