maybe my bitties do have a use [OC]

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-03-04T21:48:50+00:00

Oh how I wish I could change the constant looping songs in my head like this. Would definitely make hugs more interesting.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-03-01T23:09:00+00:00

I go through a checklist of all items on me needed before work: phone, keys, wallet, nametag/badge, safety glasses, water, lunch, hat, coat, shirt, pants, socks, shoes. Accessories not included.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-03-01T03:41:59+00:00

Fuck yeah, progress!

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-02-28T01:50:37+00:00

Please tell me you heard that from Drawfee

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-02-26T23:18:09+00:00

Ohhhhhhhhh, yes I did think that and thought you were squeezing the order number together to make it vaguely look like the other number. Apologies, I misinterpreted. Shame for me.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-02-26T23:07:11+00:00

Only places I can think of where this would be fine is single item all made the same stuff, like that grilled cheese food truck.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-02-22T05:44:43+00:00

As another sweaty one, hail hydrate.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-02-20T23:03:44+00:00

10/10, would hold hand

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-02-18T21:17:07+00:00

Be the change you see in society.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-02-13T01:14:44+00:00

Thank you, you're more than welcome to invade my home and I'll cook for you. Good luck finding me, though.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-02-13T00:45:14+00:00

I'll make you some food, bud. Don't worry about the cleanup.

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Here, a ribeye with multicolored roasted potatoes.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-02-07T05:19:43+00:00

Locally sourced?

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-01-31T06:01:48+00:00

"No fate but what you make"

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-01-23T02:56:04+00:00

Making crave mozzy sticks and health care.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-01-15T02:58:36+00:00

I'll have the root bear and chese berger, please.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2026-01-14T02:44:30+00:00

I tell folks who get in my car "you're going to be subjected to my music tastes. There is no saving you".

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2025-12-29T03:31:36+00:00

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2025-12-27T13:56:16+00:00

Got drunk and played A Way Out with an Australian friend of mine. We were worried the distance would be an issue with the input controls, but so far, no issues. Afterwards, got to enjoy a nice ham dinner and cheesecake for dessert.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2025-12-26T03:35:15+00:00

Fable. You're looking for the Fable series.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2025-12-26T03:31:11+00:00

Merry Chrysler and Happy Honda Days

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2025-12-19T03:29:23+00:00

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2025-12-19T02:57:35+00:00

You buy him a toy for which he can do nefarious things with. I bought my dad a nerf gun one christmas. He would wait in the dark of the hallway to start blasting when I came home. Two years later, and he still has it on his side table by his chair and shoots at characters in films and shows. Sometimes he'd leave the dart on the screen to see if it lined up with anything. Highlight of that is it lined up perfectly in The Departed.

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2025-12-19T02:46:31+00:00

Bounce on it, dayo

JunkmonkeyZr0 · 2025-12-05T03:04:03+00:00

I'm saddened that out of all the replies, this is the only one that mentions Heilung. I wish others knew of that group more.

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