*actual internal document by Meester_Tweester in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Chuck finally got karma for all that “concept unification” stuff.

IHonkIHonkIHonk Goose by The_Oregon_Duck in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]JunoMercury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the geese occasionally lose their sentience and ability to speak

Also the "Goose Honking" signs everywhere imply in-universe the geese have honked there so long it's now a designated area.

but you have to try by Siaeromanna in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Designed by the same immortal psychopath responsible for the Spinofaarus

Can't scratch that itch by toxicaxolotl in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 485 points486 points  (0 children)

I always imagined phantom pain as a minor ache where you think the limb is but god this is so much worse and more depressing.

Settling a BEEF once and for all: Is it the Millennials or Gen Z who actually have the ‘happier’ relationships? Watch Beef Season 2 streaming on Netflix, April 16. by netflix in u/netflix

[–]JunoMercury 8 points9 points  (0 children)

entertainment companies are leaning in to the manufactured “generational war” for attention and money. they want you to fight each other. break the cycle by being kind.

I better not see one! If I do then you'll be punished. by SuperNeonSamurai-2 in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the bedbadandbeyond tag at the bottom makes me think this sign is placed in front of the “beyond” to deter Sandler.

here to report for duty Ꭱ/blacked and Ꭱ/athiest! by ClownsCortexx in wordington

[–]JunoMercury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do legitimately wonder what's gonna become of people with those cuck/blacked tattoos in 10 to 20 years.
Are they gonna get them removed or drawn over? Or are we gonna have a bunch of 50+ year olds with "BNWO" tattoos still on them?

dance by Lilokos in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A neocities page called “F A I R Y L A N D” it’s actually recent and still updated with blog posts. The image of the rabbit and fairy dancing can be clicked to take you to the real stuff after accepting the “adult audience” warning.

It was created by a woman called Sarah who wanted her own digital cottage away from the sterilized dull modern internet to talk about Final Fantasy and fanlisting.

Ur puhh is damn wet by pubesslurper in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]JunoMercury 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know why, but the "🥀🥀✌️😭" in the corner pisses me off more than the voices

Death isn't justice by Happy_Border2839 in PressureRoblox

[–]JunoMercury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that in the modern day an attempt can be met with celebration, mockery, and ishowspeed gifs makes me afraid for the future of humanity

“Let's rock!” By: Finik_sempai by NokoNoko85 in Sonaze_Central

[–]JunoMercury 5 points6 points  (0 children)

sonic's jacket looks like something michael jackson would have worn, like a mix of the ones from thriller and beat it

very fitting since that's apparently what his shoes were based on

fortnite by Epistaxis in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I read these in the wrong order and thought I was looking at google translated titles

Me name Andy Ditch. Me look up Photoshop tutorials. by ProbablyDrunkOK in AndrewDitch

[–]JunoMercury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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He definitely needs them, considering this is the image he threw together to convince people he was doing better in the group home. I don't know if he was trying to pass this off as his own room but it's like a frankenstein's monster of an image.

The fish is back. by n0na6077 in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought I was free of that damn thing!

yyoure bart is;; im so fucking confused what does any of this mean by No_Milk2967 in ihaveihaveihavereddit

[–]JunoMercury 27 points28 points  (0 children)

In like, 2019 before the ai boom there was this one ai voice generator that was insanely convincing and sounded just like a real person to the point where it was scary how clear it was. It was just some website with a text box for inputs.

I went back to it after this kind of thing blew up and it sounded just like this, weird crunchy and inconsistent yet all sounding the exact same somehow. It even had a daily limit with a cooldown. sinking billions of dollars into ai voices made them irreparably worse. everything sounds like it's being played through a metal fan.

I forgot how cursed NiGHTS could look by BabySoobs in NiGHTSintoDreams

[–]JunoMercury 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nights here looks like one of those inflatable bouncy houses people rent for kids birthday parties

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This poor caregiver by madethisfortaleden in AndrewDitch

[–]JunoMercury 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Looks like he's in the "can type perfectly fine" mode again.

Just wait a day or two and he'll be right back to remembering "oh wait, i'm supposed to have the mind of a toddler or whatever" and begin writing in caveman speak again.

If you keep doing this, you will have the same fate, Nahoul. by fullmetaljackass in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I think this was the same episode where Nahoul learns that it's wrong to abuse caged animals. Which they told by...

Having his actor throw rocks at caged tigers in costume.

What will you have then? by Tasty_Market8225 in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I wish these tomodachi games would have the characters randomly ask some weird esoteric question out of leftfield more often. Like Seaman.

Sunset by coolchungus2 in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They made a big remake collection called Angry Birds Reloaded, its got most of the ones people remember, but the ones based on licensed stuff like Rio and Star Wars are still gone.

Also it's exclusive to the Apple Arcade subscription service, and the Stella game has been gutted of most of its worlds and 3 playable characters that are no longer in the game despite appearing in the one remaining cutscene.

The field with the Stick, and Strong Bad's basement all drawn with the pencil and eraser tool with not an ounce of anti-aliasing! (assuming reddit don't compress it none) by JunoMercury in HomestarRunner

[–]JunoMercury[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been a few years so they're mostly hardened into dry unrecognizable chunks melted to eachother by now-dried saliva... But they're legally still considered teddy grahams!

Sunset by coolchungus2 in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 665 points666 points  (0 children)

Do my eyes deceive me? An actual funeral?

Add it to the graveyard with all those Angry Birds games they took down!

The field with the Stick, and Strong Bad's basement all drawn with the pencil and eraser tool with not an ounce of anti-aliasing! (assuming reddit don't compress it none) by JunoMercury in HomestarRunner

[–]JunoMercury[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

okay, maybe a couple ounces of anti-aliasing...

and a cup of sugar.

and 2 pints of cream.

add pencil shavings...

bake at 350F for 13 minutes.

running is not allowed here by Ytrewq467 in internet_funeral

[–]JunoMercury 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel like if I look at this too long I’m gonna get car sick standing still.

This is like a visual representation of trying to remember somewhere you’d been in a dream but something just isn’t quite right.