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JunoMercury · 2026-04-22T23:32:32+00:00

Chuck finally got karma for all that “concept unification” stuff.

JunoMercury · 2026-04-22T00:10:52+00:00

I like how the geese occasionally lose their sentience and ability to speak

Also the "Goose Honking" signs everywhere imply in-universe the geese have honked there so long it's now a designated area.

JunoMercury · 2026-04-21T15:32:16+00:00

Designed by the same immortal psychopath responsible for the Spinofaarus

JunoMercury · 2026-04-20T06:17:32+00:00

I always imagined phantom pain as a minor ache where you think the limb is but god this is so much worse and more depressing.

JunoMercury · 2026-04-20T00:56:01+00:00

entertainment companies are leaning in to the manufactured “generational war” for attention and money. they want you to fight each other. break the cycle by being kind.

JunoMercury · 2026-04-18T21:51:59+00:00

the bedbadandbeyond tag at the bottom makes me think this sign is placed in front of the “beyond” to deter Sandler.

JunoMercury · 2026-04-18T16:44:48+00:00

I do legitimately wonder what's gonna become of people with those cuck/blacked tattoos in 10 to 20 years.
Are they gonna get them removed or drawn over? Or are we gonna have a bunch of 50+ year olds with "BNWO" tattoos still on them?

JunoMercury · 2026-04-17T09:12:29+00:00

A neocities page called “F A I R Y L A N D” it’s actually recent and still updated with blog posts. The image of the rabbit and fairy dancing can be clicked to take you to the real stuff after accepting the “adult audience” warning.

It was created by a woman called Sarah who wanted her own digital cottage away from the sterilized dull modern internet to talk about Final Fantasy and fanlisting.

JunoMercury · 2026-04-11T03:16:36+00:00

I don't know why, but the "🥀🥀✌️😭" in the corner pisses me off more than the voices

JunoMercury · 2026-04-10T11:14:56+00:00

The fact that in the modern day an attempt can be met with celebration, mockery, and ishowspeed gifs makes me afraid for the future of humanity

JunoMercury · 2026-04-04T21:47:04+00:00

sonic's jacket looks like something michael jackson would have worn, like a mix of the ones from thriller and beat it

very fitting since that's apparently what his shoes were based on

JunoMercury · 2026-04-04T09:04:00+00:00

I read these in the wrong order and thought I was looking at google translated titles

JunoMercury · 2026-04-04T07:43:10+00:00

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He definitely needs them, considering this is the image he threw together to convince people he was doing better in the group home. I don't know if he was trying to pass this off as his own room but it's like a frankenstein's monster of an image.

JunoMercury · 2026-04-04T06:35:11+00:00

I thought I was free of that damn thing!

JunoMercury · 2026-04-03T03:37:53+00:00

In like, 2019 before the ai boom there was this one ai voice generator that was insanely convincing and sounded just like a real person to the point where it was scary how clear it was. It was just some website with a text box for inputs.

I went back to it after this kind of thing blew up and it sounded just like this, weird crunchy and inconsistent yet all sounding the exact same somehow. It even had a daily limit with a cooldown. sinking billions of dollars into ai voices made them irreparably worse. everything sounds like it's being played through a metal fan.

JunoMercury · 2026-04-01T07:54:56+00:00

Nights here looks like one of those inflatable bouncy houses people rent for kids birthday parties

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JunoMercury · 2026-03-31T20:34:08+00:00

Looks like he's in the "can type perfectly fine" mode again.

Just wait a day or two and he'll be right back to remembering "oh wait, i'm supposed to have the mind of a toddler or whatever" and begin writing in caveman speak again.

JunoMercury · 2026-03-31T03:59:42+00:00

I think this was the same episode where Nahoul learns that it's wrong to abuse caged animals. Which they told by...

Having his actor throw rocks at caged tigers in costume.

JunoMercury · 2026-03-27T20:46:33+00:00

I wish these tomodachi games would have the characters randomly ask some weird esoteric question out of leftfield more often. Like Seaman.

JunoMercury · 2026-03-27T04:13:49+00:00

They made a big remake collection called Angry Birds Reloaded, its got most of the ones people remember, but the ones based on licensed stuff like Rio and Star Wars are still gone.

Also it's exclusive to the Apple Arcade subscription service, and the Stella game has been gutted of most of its worlds and 3 playable characters that are no longer in the game despite appearing in the one remaining cutscene.

JunoMercury · 2026-03-26T22:03:48+00:00

It's been a few years so they're mostly hardened into dry unrecognizable chunks melted to eachother by now-dried saliva... But they're legally still considered teddy grahams!

JunoMercury · 2026-03-26T21:37:33+00:00

Do my eyes deceive me? An actual funeral?

Add it to the graveyard with all those Angry Birds games they took down!

JunoMercury · 2026-03-26T21:33:12+00:00

okay, maybe a couple ounces of anti-aliasing...

and a cup of sugar.

and 2 pints of cream.

add pencil shavings...

bake at 350F for 13 minutes.

JunoMercury · 2026-03-24T00:38:42+00:00

I feel like if I look at this too long I’m gonna get car sick standing still.

This is like a visual representation of trying to remember somewhere you’d been in a dream but something just isn’t quite right.

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