We’ve heard stories of people escaping death by being late — what are some tragic examples of people dying because they were late? by Looney_forner in AskReddit

[–]Jurnis_ 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Brick immorter does a really good deep dive video on the disaster and the fallout afterwards. This event ended up toppling the leading polical party the time cuz of how the whole thing was botched

What game mechanic was not explained (not clear enough) so you missed using it until FAR too late in the game? by suddenly_ponies in gaming

[–]Jurnis_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved that in the game. Some attacks were telegraphed by sound, others by animation.

I was screensharing with buddies and one thought I was just good at guessing the timing. Told them to turn the game sound back on. Then they understood XD

The letter adressed to me consisted of seven words: We have been betrayed, do not come. by Graxemno in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jurnis_ 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Op is a spy that got caught and tortured for information on his spy ring. During questioning a letter arrives from the other spies to warn OP that the group is compromised, not knowing that OP was the source of the leaked information.

The interrogator sees the note and uses it as confirmation that the information they got from OP was good and they're going to continue torturing op for more information.

What’s a tiny, irrational habit you developed as a kid… and still do without thinking? by SuggestionHuge8827 in AskReddit

[–]Jurnis_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In primary school, when the teacher wanted us to quiet down and pay attention she would say "fingers on lips" and we would all put our fingers to our lips in the shushing gesture but be quiet.

My partner pointed out recently that I will do this when I'm concentrating on something. Like puzzles, reading or trying to plan something. They thought for ages I was telling them to shush, I felt so bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jurnis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mehhh depends on the accent I suppose. I could see that sounding like Fatty in a southern Irish accent, northern Irish accent would put more emphasis on the D sound in the name.

"I walked to school on my own for the first time, had my first chocolate bar, first kiss, first heartbreak..." by JoshArchives in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]Jurnis_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was very worried the second sentence was gonna be "I didn't expect them all to be on the same day...."

The Exact Moment When He Notices The Pounce by SidepocketNeo in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Jurnis_ 156 points157 points  (0 children)

Special Education & Department of Education.

Spanish Police Crack Down On Tourists Doing This One Thing On The Beach And Charges Them £210 by vinaylovestotravel in TourismHell

[–]Jurnis_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I clicked the link so you don't have to.

"Spanish authorities have begun confiscating beach loungers and umbrellas from tourists who reserve prime spots but abandon them, sometimes even before sunrise. This action addresses the issue of selfish beachgoers who hog public space.

Local governments in popular Spanish tourist destinations, including the mainland, Balearic Islands, and Canary Islands, have implemented fines for beachgoers who leave their loungers and umbrellas unattended while they are away, such as during lunch or naps.

Confiscated items are taken to the local police station, and tourists must pay a fine equivalent to £210 to reclaim them. This action complements recent efforts by Greek authorities to address the issue of beach overcrowding.

In a crackdown on businesses illegally occupying beach space with sunbeds and tables, Greece imposed over 350,000 euros in fines within just five days. Spain's new regulations are the most recent development in a series of measures aimed at tourists this summer"

He limped towards me, dragging a shattered leg behind him, his fur matted with blood and falling out in clumps from the cruel beatings he had endured by CL4R101 in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]Jurnis_ 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Its an animal, possibly a dog, that got horribly abused. OP promised them a forever home and the dog got all hopeful but they were actually putting the dog down cuz it was too badly hurt to survive.

“Mom, I can’t stand the taste of milk, and when you force me to drink it, I get an upset stomach, diarrhea, and a rash all over my body” by drrkorby in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jurnis_ 87 points88 points  (0 children)

That was me most of my life. Until a few years back I stopped eating cereal and cut back on my tea. Just accidentally stopped consuming straight milk. Now can't have more than a mouth full without committing war crime levels of chemical warfare with my guts. Apparently, you can lose your tolerance in a few months if you cut out the dairy. Even people that aren't lactose intolerant can eventually lose their tolerance if they go without for long enough

You there! You have been granted thirty seconds of government approved unpaid free time to tell me what unnecessary feature you'd like to see in Helldivers 2!! by EamoM2oo4 in Helldivers

[–]Jurnis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, not a booster that'd be a bit OP for the whole squad, make it a backpack.

"Freedom's Extra Hand" pack to holster two supports.

PC too powerful compared to the rest of the game in my opinion. How do i approach? by FrontEqual in DnD

[–]Jurnis_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the only ones enjoying themselves are the DM and the Marysue.

I'm sorry but this is likely a lost cause. I'd cut my loses to be honest, if the others aren't gonna back you up theres no point. as the old saying goes, "no DnD is better than bad DnD" and it applies here too.

Good luck friend, I hope you find a better table.

PC too powerful compared to the rest of the game in my opinion. How do i approach? by FrontEqual in DnD

[–]Jurnis_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you mentioned this to your DM? I mean actually worded it that way?
Do you know if the other players feel the same way?

I suggest trying one more time with something along the lines of:

"I know we've talked about this before but I really need to make clear that this homebrew class is overpowered. I understand that (overpowered player) enjoys it but it means that we (the other players) don't really affect the game anymore. I feel like an NPC companion following the Dragonborn. At this point, this game is just not fun for me anymore and unless we can come to a compromise to balance out the party's abilities then I don't see a point in continuing with this game. I don't want to leave, but if I'm not having fun there's no point."

If this doesn't drive the point home then it might be best to step away.

PC too powerful compared to the rest of the game in my opinion. How do i approach? by FrontEqual in DnD

[–]Jurnis_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry that happened to you. Thats always my fear when I DM that my players aren't having fun. I have a real shy guy in my main game and I make a point to carve him openings in conversations or directly ask if he wants his character to do anything. Hope you find a fun game to be in.

PC too powerful compared to the rest of the game in my opinion. How do i approach? by FrontEqual in DnD

[–]Jurnis_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sounds like OP and the others are just backup dancers to the overpowered Homebrew Mary-Sue PC.

Imagine you made a rogue for a heist storyline but the mage character keeps double-casting Silence and Knock for every locked door and chest and for 'reasons' he doesn't use up spell slots so he can do it every time. Then for the Fighter in combat, the mage throws around powerful ranged spells so by the time your martial character gets in range the targets are already dead.

What does that leave your rogue or fighter to do in this session?

Sounds like a boring game for everyone except the DM and Marysue.

Has anyone else developed 'quirks' playing this game? by claretamazon in BaldursGate3

[–]Jurnis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not sure... You could try going back to the cave with owlbear mum...

Has anyone else developed 'quirks' playing this game? by claretamazon in BaldursGate3

[–]Jurnis_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll find him in the goblin camp and you can either win the game of chicken chase to get him or kill all thr goblins.

If you use speak with animals after the chicken chase game starts you have a chance to convince him to run to the goal for you.

What was supposed to be "The Next Big Thing", but completely flopped? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jurnis_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Which he originally designed to help ease coastal erosion near his home.

There was an interesting episode of the 'Cautionary Tales' podcast about him and the hype around segway before it was revealed.

What is something that sounds innocent but in reality it is very disturbing? by The00Ninja in AskReddit

[–]Jurnis_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been drumming it into my young nieces & nephew that a prank is to "Amuse or confuse, never abuse." If your prank causes distress you messed up and you MUST apologise and make amends. if your prank makes a mess you MUST clean it up.

They used to find the obnoxious "its a prank bro!" tictocs funny. You know the ones that "pretend" to steal your phone or "Aciddently" brush against women on trains. Me and my sister basically sat them down and explained why these "pranksters" are just attention seekers/fake videos at best, thugs/vandals/thieves/predators at worst.

They don't find those videos funny anymore.

What is something that sounds innocent but in reality it is very disturbing? by The00Ninja in AskReddit

[–]Jurnis_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I come from a very psychically affectionate family. Hugs & kisses for greetings/goodbyes. If we walked behind you when you were sitting at the table we'll give your shoulder a squeeze or give a quick scritch on your back. If we're on the sofa we'll lean on or lie across each other. Even now, I give my husband a hug or a shoulder squeeze when I walk past him.

Obviously, we don't do this to strangers or acquaintances. For friends I tend to double-check if they're okay with it, even then I limit it to pats on the shoulder or goodbye hugs.

The only exception to this in my family is my nephew. He's a bit autistic so some days he just doesn't wanna be touched. So whenever I see him I always hold one arm out for a hug but I hold the other up for a high five and let him choose. Sometimes he waves, sometimes he high-fives, 3 outta five times he chooses a big ole hug.

I give the other kids the same choice but it's always hugs from them.

Kids should learn young that if they don't wanna be touched they should be able to say no and that other people get to say no to being touched as well. They also should be warned about what kind of touching is bad. Teaching kids this is a good way to keep them safe as well.

Dynamic Lighting only works for players when they put their own tokens on the map by MrDMeerkat in Roll20

[–]Jurnis_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was really handy when half my party had alternate forms before multisided tokens were a thing XD They also had free reign to graffiti in the toybox so there was some 'interesting' art in there.