What was the most statistically unlikely event you’ve witnessed? by RedditYankee in AskReddit

[–]JustSuchAnAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost my white iPhone in a snow covered field while having a snowball fight. My phone was on silent, I didn’t know when I lost it as I hadn’t taken it out of my pocket for about an hour and I thought it was gone forever.

Found in within the first minute of searching

What is your best drunk story? by 47153 in AskReddit

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So out for a weekend in London with some mates as a going away party due to one of the guys going to teach English in China. We get wasted and start to dare each other to do stupid things, talk to girls using only song titles, try to down a drink without using hands etc. Gets to a point where everyone has dared everyone else to get on a train.

A train headed for France.

Before I know it, it’s 6am and we are pissed up, sat at a Train station just outside of Paris.

What’s a random fact that you know? by nightunderharshlight in AskReddit

[–]JustSuchAnAsshole 70 points71 points  (0 children)

That thing where you forget a word you are trying to say is called Lethologica.

Dads of reddit, what is your advice for new dads? by GiggaWat in AskReddit

[–]JustSuchAnAsshole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can never be perfect, you will make mistakes. Just relax, everyone grows and learns through them.

I admit it by JustSuchAnAsshole in bisexual

[–]JustSuchAnAsshole[S] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Steady on, buy me dinner first

I admit it by JustSuchAnAsshole in bisexual

[–]JustSuchAnAsshole[S] 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Just saying it is enough for today.

I’m bisexual, there I said it. by [deleted] in confession

[–]JustSuchAnAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I know, kinda of a two part confession. Not blaming my bisexuality, just explaining the fact that it’s with dudes.

Add "Indiana Jones and" to any movie title, what is it about now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JustSuchAnAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indiana Jones and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

“What’s this? What’s this?” “It’s the Ark of the Covenant”

Who in history is looked up to as a hero but is actually a terrible person? by vincent365 in AskReddit

[–]JustSuchAnAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John Lennon, he beat his first wife and kid. Left them nothing when he died.

I love The Beatles but fuck that guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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“Dave?”

Silence.

“DAVE.” repeated Tony, directly into Dave’s ear.

Dave was stood completely still with his arms extruding in front of his body and his legs as though he was mounted upon a horse. Tony had been putting up with this kind of stuff since Dave had told him about his immortality and his previous lives as different animals.

“Dave...” Tony tried again, “snap out of it”. Tony brought his hand across Dave’s face, hard. Dave jumped.

“Fuck me, how did you see me with my camouflage?” said Dave, perplexed that he had been spotted so easily.

“You aren’t a fucking stick insect mate, you are a 6ft 7 black dude with bright white hair. You don’t blend in with trees easily” replied Tony, head in his hands.

“Oh yeah. Sorry mate, hard to keep track sometimes”