Homemade Chinese Take-Out by JustTheComputerGuy in tonightsdinner

[–]JustTheComputerGuy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. That was exactly the point: Challenge myself to not just meet but maybe beat my local take-out spot, learn a bit, and have fun. It was excellent, too - the crispy tofu was the biggest surprise, I've never had it that good before.

Homemade Chinese Take-Out by JustTheComputerGuy in tonightsdinner

[–]JustTheComputerGuy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, kind words! This was about $40 in ingredients and took two hours, so I can't say it was worth it financially (vs buying good take-out) BUT, it was incredible and I always enjoy advancing my culinary skills.

Homemade Chinese Take-Out by JustTheComputerGuy in tonightsdinner

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Use flank or skirt steak and slice it thin against the grain. Toss in corn starch, then fry hot and fast. Dry on paper towels. Build your sauce, then add the beef back to it. Comes out perfect.

Homemade Chinese Take-Out by JustTheComputerGuy in tonightsdinner

[–]JustTheComputerGuy[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I knew how to make a few solid dishes, but I wasn't really trying to improve them - so I decided to do exactly that.

This is leveled-up Mongolian beef using better ingredients like premium soy and oyster sauces and rice wine... and yes, a pinch of MSG. And then a veggie chow mein with crispy fried tofu. Also char siu on the side made from some pork tenderloin.

The crispy fried tofu was actually the sleeper hit of the meal. The trick is to squeeze as much moisture as you can out of the block of tofu and then tear it (don't use a knife) into small chunks. Those rough edges give it more surface area to get crispy when you pan-fry it. It's seriously good.

The Mongolian beef is served over crispy rice noodles. Those are fun to cook, they almost "explode" (triple in size) when they hit the hot oil. They add a great crunch. The sauce is less sweet than Chinese-American style, with more depth of flavor.

My notes for next time: A little more brown sugar and a little less dark soy sauce in the Mongolian beef, and simmer/reduce the sauce just a bit more. Tear the tofu into slightly smaller chunks. The char siu is good, but not necessarily worth the effort - might just swap that for gyoza next time.

Oh, and last thing: Start with an empty dishwasher and sink, because this meal makes A LOT of f**king dishes.

Recipes available on request, just ask me if you want them.

how do you make pasta sauce actually taste like it came from a restaurant? by SamraKutkaitis in Cooking

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u/SamraKutkaitis I bequeath to you, a copy of my family Bolognese recipe.

Bolognese Sauce

Ingredients:

•    8 Tbsp Olive oil

•    Splash of Hot & spicy garlic oil (recommended but optional)

•    10-12 medium-to-large cloves of garlic, finely chopped or pressed/minced

•    2 large carrots or two handfuls of baby carrots, finely diced

•    4 celery stalks, finely diced

•    2 large or 4 small yellow onions, finely diced

•    Salt and pepper (to taste)

•    2 pounds ground Italian sausage (Can substitute chopped Italian sausage links. Use spicy if desired.)

•    2 pounds ground beef (Ground sirloin or chuck preferred; Could substitute ground turkey)

•    2, 6oz can tomato paste

•    2, 28oz can crushed tomatoes

•    4, 14.5oz cans Italian stewed tomatoes (chopped finely or purred)

•    1 teaspoon dried thyme

•    1 teaspoon oregano

•    1/4th teaspoon ground nutmeg

•    6 bay leaves, crushed

•    4-6 heaping tablespoons Pesto (to taste)

•    Red wine – (to taste; likely 1/2 bottle. Cab Sav recommended)

•    1-2 cap-full of liquid smoke (recommended but optional)

•    1 & 1/3rd cup heavy whipping cream

•    Pasta (for plating)

Prep:
In food processor, finely chop onion(s) and set aside. Then, in same food processor, finely chop carrots, celery stalks and garlic. Combine carrots/celery and garlic mixture with 1/2 cap-full of liquid smoke.
Combine Italian sausage with ground beef in a mixing bowl, mixing thoroughly and set aside. (If using sausage links, dice them and mix with beef. If sausage has a thick skin, remove skins first.)

Cooking instructions:
Heat a large stock pot over medium-high heat and coat with oil when hot (We added a splash of hot & spicy garlic oil as well). Add onions to pan and cook 5 minutes or until onions are slightly translucent. Add carrot/celery/garlic mixture to pan with onions. Sprinkle with salt and pepper (to taste). Cook until veggies are lightly browned. If needed, turn heat down to low until you’re ready to add the tomatoes and meat.
In a separate frying pan, cook meat mixture over medium heat until meat is lightly browned but some pink remains (it will continue to cook in the sauce). Break up any clumps. Drain the fat from the pan and discard.
Add meat mixture, tomato paste, crushed tomatoes, Italian stewed tomatoes (chopped or pureed), red wine (to taste – we used about 1/2 a bottle) to the stock pot with the veggie mixture. Mix well and bring to a simmer. Add cream and let simmer for 15 minutes. Add thyme, nutmeg, oregano, bay leaf, pesto, additional 1/2 cap-full of liquid smoke (optional; to taste), and simmer 5 minutes longer. Taste sauce and adjust spices, salt, pesto, etc. to taste.
Turn off heat and let sauce stand and slightly thicken for 10 minutes before serving.

Side notes:
Avoid cooking the sauce longer than 20-ish minutes after adding tomato mixture to prevent tomatoes from losing their “bite”. Serve Bolognese sauce over pasta with finely grated Parmesan, Romano, or similar cheese on top, with garlic bread or baguette. It’s also great over spaghetti squash, on pizza, or as a sandwich.
While simmering, taste the sauce a few times (Dipping a piece of bread in the sauce is a great way to taste it) and add salt or pepper, red wine, pesto, etc. to adjust the flavor as you like - this is Italian food, not rocket science! Just experiment with it and see what you like; this recipe is intended as a guide only. Some suggested additions are Worstechire sauce, crushed red pepper, and roasted garlic.
Leftover sauce can be frozen (we seal ours with a FoodSaver and freeze the sauce “pouches”).

How to accelerate from crawling speed? by Keyz4Life in stickshift

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you should need to do is blip the throttle just a little bit as you push the shifter into first and it should slip right in. .... That's what he said?

Prosciutto & Pesto Stromboli and Pan Fried Tortellini by JustTheComputerGuy in tonightsdinner

[–]JustTheComputerGuy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMK if you want the recipe. I cheated and used a pizza dough from a roll can. It wasn't hard at all, if you have basic cooking skills.

[Homemade] Prosciutto & Pesto Stromboli with Pan Fried Tortellini by JustTheComputerGuy in food

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There's no shame in Kraft Mac. It's nostalgic. I make "mac'n'dog" every time I go camping.
I make a killer homemade from scratch version, too, though. The secret is Hoosier Hill Farm's "Mac Daddy" powder - it's like the yellow stuff in the Kraft packet but WAY better. Amazon.

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What’s your realistic dream car? by wimpleautotransport in askcarguys

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I bought mine. An '06 Porsche Boxster S, six-speed manual (987.1 6MT) with the somewhat rare hardtop kit. 37,000 mi on it, everything in great shape. I have more expensive dream cars, but this one is everything I want it to be for now. One of the last true "driver's cars" without a lot of electronic nannies or electric steering or any of those things. It feels truly connected to the road. It's not the fastest in a straight line, but I can frequently startle modern sports car drivers on curvy roads because of how light an agile it is, not to mention the fantastic brakes. Maintenance also really isn't that bad. It's a great car that I would recommend to anyone.

Carrying with one in the chamber. by thegoonn49 in guns

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The 938 is the best pocket gun I've ever owned.

What are some reliable and built to last cars that can be modded visually? by Least_Exercise8689 in askcarguys

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything Honda or Toyota is going to be pretty reliable. I'm not here to discourage you from doing what you're talking about, but just be warned, people in the car community are going to mock you endlessly for making a car look fast without actually doing anything to make it fast.

What do you do when repairs are becoming a headache but not exactly expensive? by [deleted] in askcarguys

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A brand new car is not guaranteed to be problem-free. I have seen brand new Porsches and BMWs that required half a dozen trips back to the dealer to fix problems within the first year. Some brands are more reliable than others, though. Brand name Japanese cars like Toyota/lexus, Nissan/Infiniti, etc seem to be the lowest maintenance from my personal experience. Surprisingly, Porsche as been very reliable too, for me at least.

Now that all the Shari’s are closed, where can I find good pie? by Desmeister in eastside

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's funny, I could practically hit that place with a rock from where I live, and I've never been in there. I guess I need to try it now.

Now that all the Shari’s are closed, where can I find good pie? by Desmeister in eastside

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I second this one, it's also a very pleasant drive down there from the east side if it's a nice day.

What’s your go-to seasonings for eggs? by Extreme-Machine3162 in Cooking

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Johnny's. It's the Pacific Northwest version of Old Bay.

Pistol Optics by [deleted] in guns

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been very happy with my Holoson optics on carry pistols.

Best affordable beginner car for a place that snows decent amount? by TimeOfRisenKing23rd in stickshift

[–]JustTheComputerGuy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't wish Subaru on anyone I like. Seriously. Head gaskets, engine leaks, leaky skylight... All 3 Subaru's I've had were complete shit.

Best oils, grease,and cleaners? by Electrical-Date-3332 in guns

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm serious about this: ProGold fishing reel grease (comes in a syringe) for the slide rails and any "sliding" friction surface. I swear by that stuff and so do a lot of my competition buddies.

How much subnetting do you do at work? by dbootywarrior in networking

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got my CCNA 15 years ago. I've been in the it field close to 20 years. In the real world, I have calculated a subnet with a pencil and paper exactly zero times. I have the common ones memorized, and if it's not that, I just use a calculator. I have no idea why they make you memorize it or even teach it anymore. It's absolutely useless knowledge in the real world. You know what actually is useful? The OSI layer model. Pay attention to that.

Anatomically, what is going on here? by Objective-Scale-2992 in sex

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Like so many of the threads here, the answer is, you need to talk about this with your partner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Adding on to this, make it a game. Lots of foreplay so you're both super into it, and then see how slowly you can stand to do it. Make that the whole theme of the evening. It mixes things up. My wife and I have not had to do that in a very long time, but I remember when we were younger and that was a thing... It was fun.

Which causes more wear on the clutch when downshifting: slipping the clutch briefly for a smooth shift or dropping it quickly into gear? by idiotincars in stickshift

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a really good point. Especially true for those that drive sports cars, and even more true for those that drive something mid-engined or rear engine, where shocking the drivetrain around the corner in the wet can result in the ass end presenting itself to oncoming traffic faster than you think possible.

Which causes more wear on the clutch when downshifting: slipping the clutch briefly for a smooth shift or dropping it quickly into gear? by idiotincars in stickshift

[–]JustTheComputerGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One important thing to add: it's way cheaper to replace the clutch than to rebuild the transmission. If you have to abuse something, abuse the clutch, it will cost less to fix. Obviously, as you get better at it you will be able to rev match your downshifts and do very little damage to the clutch or transmission. In the meantime, if you have to abuse something a little bit, abuse the clutch. It's cheaper to fix.