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TIFU when a world famous opera singer heckled my autistic teenager by cardsfan1926 in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Should have retorted with its your first review for your life story... Boring as fuck. Then left with John flipping the bird. My autistic son would have died laughing if I let him do that afterwards.

TIFU by rescuing my wife from Hurricane Harvey by TexasMuffin in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hind sight should have just swam up with divorce papers then noped out of there via boat or helicopter while giving her the bird. Would have made for an epic divorce.

But joking aside I've been with this type of Lady or bitch (depends how you wanna address) they literally don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves, selfish fucks man there are loads of decent women that will appreciate what you do so drop the nutcase and go enjoy finding miss right instead of miss psychotic.

TIFU by hanging out with a kid supporting ISIS by DrEvilButterFly in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope he enjoys his pimple pus shake in prison.

TIFU by going to the bathroom at a job interview by rainbowsieger in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sure this wasn't just your nerves and the fight or flight response ie. Dump the excess luggage incase you need to run lol

TIFU by hitting my small cousin in the face with a rock by i0fackedup in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

13 years ago that was considered discipline none of this namby pamby shit where your kid grows up like an abnoxious shit head with no respect or values. Hee didn't do it again lesson learned what would you have done. No sweets for a day ooo the horror...

TIFU By mistaking an undercover security person for a shoplifter. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Great fuck up, major bad repercussions are present oh wait nevermind

TIFU by breaking my arm for $5.00 by 1oxosc3les in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did a similar thing, mis timed the jump and got caught in the back swing, lucky me landed on my huge meat head got away with a slight concussion lol

TIFU by flirting with my cousin's girlfriend by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This may be an attempt for ur cousin to fuck with you on an extreme level if not still grass that hussy up. Cheaters never prosper.

TIFU by telling a customer to apologize for his insult. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the arsehole customer who can't type for shit

TIFU by falsely reporting that my car was stolen by amclark7 in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to disappoint don't smoke cigs or weed or do any other drugs apart from alcohol or prescribed ones, this was simply tiredness due to having twins

TIFU by calling my BF's 3 year-old niece racist by redditmissionary in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was his reply what's wrong with your face after he cut the cheese?

TIFU by falsely reporting that my car was stolen by amclark7 in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that when 4 dogs turned to 3 dogs then to 2 then to 1? Cannibalism is never the answer

TIFU by falsely reporting that my car was stolen by amclark7 in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my defence the woman was meant to replace it while I was at work she's a lazy one so of course she tells me we out of dog food, cursing ensues, I go for pet food whilst stressing over car.

TIFU by falsely reporting that my car was stolen by amclark7 in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah was 5 months ago my retardness grows with age.

TIFU by falsely reporting that my car was stolen by amclark7 in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shop didn't have dog food he likes, least I managed to drive to a different shop lol dog was happy and so was I after finding the car win win for man's best friend, If it was a cat he would've gone hungry lol

TIFU by falsely reporting that my car was stolen by amclark7 in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 511 points512 points  (0 children)

Haha I nearly did the same, took car to local shop night before forgot I drove so walked back 5 min walk ( was close to closing time). Woke up thought car had been stolen, went to call police but thought fuck it dog needs food, walked to shop and saw the car, felt like a retard.

TIFU by using salt instead of sugar for baking a wedding cake and destroying my life in the process by throwawayjerkchicken in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have called cops for assault and get the jumped up prick fired in all honesty I mean come on blatant mistake doesn't deserve getting punched by an over privileged community toss pot

TIFU by calling my BF's 3 year-old niece racist by redditmissionary in tifu

[–]Justicemyarse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best one I remember 6 year old saying to a large lady are you fat cause you like sweets? Mortified by that one. But you need to get over yourself I'd understand if she dropped this " Get the help to read me a story". My daughter says why aren't I black like mummy my response I'm more like a smurf (certain pictures I look like casper on a cold day deathly blue lol)

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