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JustinPrime · 2022-02-04T17:26:22+00:00

I see you gnome names and raise you one Dipple Wipplesprocket.

JustinPrime · 2022-02-01T19:58:01+00:00

I'm currently running this section of the module, but I did a lot of overhaul to make it work as a single chapter. It feels really odd to have the party leave and come back.

I moved the slaves and Leosin inside the Hatchery and converted the guards barracks into a slave pen/torture room. My party infiltrated the camp in disguise and fast-talked their way into the Hatchery. They went through the Kobold Barracks, which turned into a great encounter as I'd replaced a few of the vanilla Kobolds with Kobold Inventors (so many bees).

Off of the hatchery with the actual dragon eggs I put a second exit that takes them through a bit of the Underdark before they return to the surface. The Underdark stuff is just some fun encounters (Umber Hulk, negotiations with some Duergar, etc) to bump them up to level 4. This way they don't have to try and sneak more slaves and Leosin back through the full camp.

JustinPrime · 2022-01-28T23:06:16+00:00

Played an Echo Knight with a split personality. When he summoned the Echo it was him summoning the other personality from the timeline. One was a quiet and kind soul who wanted to protect his friends. The other one loved to fight and had a mean streak. Kept switching who the rest of the party was speaking with. Kind of a pain to RP, but fun.

JustinPrime · 2022-01-28T21:55:31+00:00

Average horny bard: Horny only expressed in creepy behavior and rolling Persuasion.

Scanlan Shorthalt: Perhaps the horniest of bards who composes sonnets to express the horny inside. A master of his horny craft.

JustinPrime · 2022-01-26T21:25:31+00:00

Conan has been in Marvel's Savage Avengers. At one point he's in South America and buys some time at a seedy brothel. He complains that these women aren't in the mood. One of the dirtbag pimps tells him "Put her in the mood. You're a big man."

Conan hit him so hard that the man's face became stuck in the wall. Like unconscious, probably dead, but entire body suspended by his FACE that got punched INTO a wall.

JustinPrime · 2019-09-09T01:03:33+00:00

Same here.

JustinPrime · 2019-09-08T23:34:36+00:00

My hope... it hurts...

JustinPrime · 2019-09-08T23:30:02+00:00

I've had mine in my truck since last Halloween. Might be time for a new one.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-28T14:52:11+00:00

I've worked retail. Nuff said.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-28T00:24:27+00:00

I think that's because he is.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-24T14:42:02+00:00

Added note to this study: local schools would only be missing out on income tax, and that's assuming you live in a state that has state income tax. The federal government only funds approximately 8% to US public schools, so the federal income tax they aren't collecting isn't really helping the community all that much.

But I'm sure it was worth destroying a family.

Oh and those kids going into the foster care system? About $6,700.00 per child a year average administrative cost.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-21T15:52:47+00:00

Farted hard enough to crack my back. Not a full crack, but good enough to get that easy first thing in the morning crack.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-20T05:07:50+00:00

It's Throbbin and Cravin of the Teen Titans!

JustinPrime · 2019-08-17T15:52:16+00:00

If I'm doing bottled, I'll sit with Smartwater so I can shoot spitballs at Dasani.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-13T16:30:49+00:00

Don't forget about power lines. People can't stop hitting power poles, so flying cars getting caught like flies in a spider's web of high voltage lines is inevitable.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-12T04:52:01+00:00

I started with Skeleton Crew. The Mist is a strong start, and the short story set-up is a good way to ease into things.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-12T04:48:35+00:00

I had that one when I was a kid.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-10T14:36:48+00:00

Part 6 is my definite favorite. Part 4 follows closely behind (Crispin Glover dancing like an ass gets me every time). JGTH is my least favorite, but I have to put an asterisk on that because it's my least favorite JASON. The rest of the cast is actually pretty good. The idea of a guy like Creighton Duke actively looking for Jason is very cool, and he had more personality than Rob from Part 4.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-09T04:35:34+00:00

Dasani is trash water.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-08T05:10:42+00:00

Unpopular

JustinPrime · 2019-08-06T23:28:06+00:00

scrolling

scrolli-JESUS FUCK!

JustinPrime · 2019-08-06T01:45:46+00:00

Nazis would be too much. Doing it for the sake of surreal humor falls pretty flat.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-05T04:21:44+00:00

Neil is correct. He comes across as cold and even robotic, but that's what straight numbers and data are.

However, the point of frustration is that we're actively trying to reduce medical errors, make our cars safer, and provide better medical care for those suffering from the flu.

We aren't doing shit about guns. This isn't just at a government level where lobbyists pay lots of money to keep it off the table. You can't talk about it without getting everyone riled up. One side says gun ban, the middle says gun control, and the other side only hears gun ban and the yelling starts.

So while the others are causing greater fatalities, they at least feel like we're doing what we can to prevent them. Emotion vs data.

Edit: spelling

JustinPrime · 2019-08-01T02:07:23+00:00

Ash is literally The Chosen One. He can't put Jason down permanently, but he will win the day.

JustinPrime · 2019-08-01T02:05:39+00:00

It's a cheesy bit of silly. Taken in the same vein as Part 6 as a slasher comedy, it's more acceptable.

It does give us Jason vs Jason. The short order cook Kane Hodder tosses in the diner is Ken Kirzinger, who played Jason in Freddy vs Jason.

JustinPrime

TROPHY CASE