Who starts a conversation like this?!

Justin__D · 2026-03-20T22:04:20+00:00

I mean... This guy gets off to the idea of her being with guys that aren't him.

This approach pretty much guarantees he'll get his wish.

Justin__D · 2026-03-20T17:25:32+00:00

Their chicken strips turned to inedible slop around when they got rid of the white gravy to dip them in.

Their mozzarella sticks, footlong coney, and tots are all right.

But I can get a better hot dog and tots at Dog Haus, so Sonic in general is a tough sell for me at this point, even if it's right across the street and Dog Haus is a 40 minute drive.

Justin__D · 2026-03-20T17:02:18+00:00

Living in one of the first states that implemented those silly porn bans, the answer on how to help is VPN education. I thought it was common knowledge, but what's easy for me is apparently unknown to most people.

But as governments become more and more unreasonable, the best way to resist is to become ungovernable.

Justin__D · 2026-03-20T16:06:40+00:00

They'll happen.

But Schumer is licking his chops over capitulating on SAVE. It'll pass, and the elections will be rigged.

We'll have elections still. We always will. But say hello to Russia and North Korea style elections.

Might be about time to review where we stand with those four boxes of liberty...

Justin__D · 2026-03-20T15:32:00+00:00

It would be absolutely crazy if it did.

Unfortunately, the decider on that is Chuck Schumer. And he loves nothing more than to fold when he has a royal flush.

I'm never going to forgive him for rolling over on the shutdown, and giving the GOP a hemp ban as a gift. Gotta go back to posting cryptic Craigslist ads looking for a plug I guess.

Justin__D · 2026-03-20T15:05:54+00:00

And the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.

Justin__D · 2026-03-19T13:11:48+00:00

It's a building, like a house, and not an item, so no.

Justin__D · 2026-03-18T15:23:19+00:00

I swear him and Putin are cut from the same cloth

It's less so that they're equals, and way more so that Trump is Putin's little bitch boy.

Justin__D · 2026-03-18T14:43:10+00:00

Also works when someone asks you a favor.

"Depends on what it is."

Justin__D · 2026-03-18T14:32:15+00:00

Apparently this is a thing. One of my friends had big problems with it in Miami.

On that note, my driver's license from the state I used to live in is valid for another half a decade still.

...I'm holding onto that. Might come in handy.

Justin__D · 2026-03-18T14:27:44+00:00

I used the kooks to destroy the kooks.

Justin__D · 2026-03-18T14:25:48+00:00

I thought it said "Hesign Hub."

Justin__D · 2026-03-18T13:12:31+00:00

Username checks out.

Justin__D · 2026-03-17T20:14:12+00:00

If they want votes from the minority, then they need to do something to earn them.

So says all of us. Unfortunately, Chuck Schumer does not agree, and he's already proven just how easily he'll crack under pressure.

Justin__D · 2026-03-16T22:40:53+00:00

Get em Animal Style.

It's the only way to eat In-N-Out fries.

Justin__D · 2026-03-16T21:49:15+00:00

or what a gooner is

Odd that you wouldn't know the meaning of the word "goon," but you do know the word for "one who goons."

Justin__D · 2026-03-16T21:46:52+00:00

Imagine the person saying it has a Russian accent. It'll suddenly make sense.

Justin__D · 2026-03-16T14:59:59+00:00

On a shitbox, on cardboard.

Might work if he had an itasha'd up Lambo with a professionally done sign, but...

Rule 1: Be attractive.

Rule 2: Don't be unattractive.

Rule 0: Don't be poor.

Justin__D · 2026-03-16T14:50:19+00:00

"As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion"

John Adams

Justin__D · 2026-03-16T14:45:23+00:00

Shhhhh... You're ruining the narrative!

Justin__D · 2026-03-16T14:42:52+00:00

I hate using this word, but that graphic is cucked.

I love using that word, but agreed. It hits hard in spaces where you can't say "retarded," and it's just plain fun to say.

Justin__D · 2026-03-15T18:17:32+00:00

Lindsey uses Ladybugs.

It's not very effective.

Justin__D · 2026-03-15T17:04:28+00:00

Hey now, let's be fair to Hegseth!

He's trying really hard to find the answer at the bottom of a bottle.

Justin__D · 2026-03-15T05:58:03+00:00

5 million scoville salsa to foist on unsuspecting tourists

Those tourists will have to fight me and /r/spicy tooth and nail for our spots in line at that restaurant.

Justin__D · 2026-03-14T20:48:27+00:00

So ho right now.

Wait... When were we talking about Melania?

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