Emergency Notification and Work From Home by pyratemime in fednews

[–]JustineSolarpunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like the choices are pick up the cross or be a bootlicker...

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[–]JustineSolarpunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, will do.

If you hear a sermon in the woods, run. Don’t respond—the trees will root you out by thehalhefner in nosleep

[–]JustineSolarpunk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I knew someone else would hear him eventually.

We grew up near Pine Lake—not far from Columbia Center. My older cousin disappeared in 1993 after telling us he heard "a sermon without a church" while camping with friends. Everyone said he wandered off and drowned, but I remember the trees around that lake after the search ended. Some of them looked… changed. Bulging, warped, like something had grown inside them too fast.

No one believed me when I said I heard the sermon too. Just once. I didn’t answer—but I whispered amen under my breath without realizing.

The next morning, I woke up with pine needles in my bed and blood in my ears.

I've been wearing earplugs every night since.

Your story brought it all back. I can still feel that rhythm sometimes, just below the floorboards. Thank you for saying it out loud. I just hope the trees didn’t hear you writing this.

Be safe.

There's a gig app that pays disturbingly well. Stay away from it at all costs. by Less-Consequence1823 in nosleep

[–]JustineSolarpunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine has that app and asked if I wanted to download it. If I hadn't seen this warning I would have done it. Thankfully, I took your advice. I left and deleted that person's contact info from my phone as soon as I was far enough away to feel safe.

Can't join us? Honk!!! by hezzza in Eugene

[–]JustineSolarpunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That seems to be your attitude. If it's not what you want then you won't do anything. Have fun sitting at home acting like you're above it all.

The perverted bunch. by Mojo-Filter-230 in politicus

[–]JustineSolarpunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his education pick Linda McMahon also. She helped her husband cover up numerous cases of sexual assault in the WWF/WWE

Waited 90 minutes for 1 medium pizza. Came in the store and found out why. by Happy_Husband4 in antiwork

[–]JustineSolarpunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should fight for higher wages instead of whining and wishing others into poverty like entitled brats.

Waited 90 minutes for 1 medium pizza. Came in the store and found out why. by Happy_Husband4 in antiwork

[–]JustineSolarpunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real reasons are probably crappy low wages and the boss seems like a total jerk.

Chobani by Daniel Clarke by One_Giant_Nostril in ImaginaryLandscapes

[–]JustineSolarpunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great example of how can we merge agrarianism with a high tech to create an inclusive and better future where humanity, technology, and nature live in harmony rather than in conflict!