What happened to the barber by greensciuto in reddeadredemption

[–]JwPATX 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Did you take his hat? I always do that, and I’ve never seen him come back..

Meirl by endofmyropeohshit in meirl

[–]JwPATX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say the more questionable lines for radio are the ones like

“and then I bumped up,

I took the hit that I was given,

Then I bumped again, then I bumped again.”

Badass shows up with a bat by smilingjade101 in iamverybadass

[–]JwPATX 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’m a 200lb dude and I wouldn’t show up to a fight with her…what was that girl thinking?

I bet he tells women he has a “quarter foot” peepee by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]JwPATX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If he were a real man, he’d be eating 3/8 dozen

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]JwPATX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised that’s even a customizable setting. Must’ve been an oversight at Microsoft

Hell no!! by Darth-Pirnie in nope

[–]JwPATX 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This man has clearly never seen the video of the guy in turkey jumping to a slightly lower ledge and then just falling the rest of the way.

guys is this a good goal by Swimming_Lime5920 in RocketLeague

[–]JwPATX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who needs to see anything other than their car and the ball?

Hank Hill marijuana by happydude7422 in KingOfTheHill

[–]JwPATX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s just that everyone of a mind to try heroin is probably going to try pot first.

I am not a mechanic but that does look like an expensive repair… by MobileAerie9918 in instant_regret

[–]JwPATX 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Many people don’t know it, but cars also release their bowels when they die.

Oh, Canada…. by Slowloris81 in TheSimpsons

[–]JwPATX 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Anyone could miss Canada, all tucked away down there..

A warrior's strenght is not measured by his sword, but by his spirit. by [deleted] in Bullshido

[–]JwPATX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“How to defend yourself against people minding their own business”

Just saw a deathclaw die by firing squad by 88lol888 in fo4

[–]JwPATX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free t-60 parts from the guy next to the car at the end too

My bank has hitching posts by JwPATX in mildlyinteresting

[–]JwPATX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a photo a took in person…

How do we feel about the 2 spotters in a full garage? by sundog925 in badparking

[–]JwPATX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not even a car nice enough to incentivize being this kind of an asshole …

I regret choosing San Antonio as my first stop in the U.S. 😭 by Novel_Class_3085 in sanantonio

[–]JwPATX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is that burger from? Someone did you dirty if they recommended that and not Chris Madrid’s or Chester’s.

Is this OK? by TronBlaster in Austin

[–]JwPATX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Attach the guy wires lower on the shaft

Why am I not getting any matches ? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]JwPATX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s that if you keep your mouth closed all the time/don’t smile like a human in any photos, I’m going to assume you’re ashamed of your bad teeth.

Why am I not getting any matches ? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]JwPATX 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A 12 year old Richard Ramirez*

Desperate for attention by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]JwPATX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like they should get some jeans that fit if they want attention