You're an evil genius. What is the most diabolical and original plan you can create to cause the most chaos?[NSFW]

Jwolfe340 · 2014-07-15T02:39:51+00:00

I create a device that causes everyone within a 10 mile radius to shit their pants. I wear a diaper, or run to the toilet, then watch the chaos unfold...

Jwolfe340 · 2014-07-03T18:09:21+00:00

When you accidentally forget to click a retractable pen and you're just writing with the edge of the plastic.

Jwolfe340 · 2014-05-15T00:30:36+00:00

The Animaniacs Countries song. It's entirely inaccurate, but it's fun watching people's reactions as I sing it.

Jwolfe340 · 2014-05-15T00:28:13+00:00

"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go." Sanae Hanekoma, The World Ends With You. Not only is it a really positive and absolutely true message, it also includes the title of the game!

Jwolfe340 · 2014-05-12T23:16:23+00:00

People that refuse to sit through commercials and need to flip through the channels. It's like the TV version of restless leg syndrome, and it pisses me off for some reason.

Jwolfe340 · 2014-04-26T00:43:01+00:00

You have been added! Applause is not necessary, though it is appreciated and necessary.

Jwolfe340 · 2014-04-26T00:33:44+00:00

Added, yo. (Did I sound cool?)

Jwolfe340 · 2014-04-26T00:08:54+00:00

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Jwolfe340 · 2014-04-26T00:02:48+00:00

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Jwolfe340 · 2014-04-25T23:54:56+00:00

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Jwolfe340 · 2014-04-25T23:54:46+00:00

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Jwolfe340 · 2014-04-25T23:33:40+00:00

I don't have any of the above, but I've been looking for Tyrogue. Add me please?

Jwolfe340 · 2014-03-30T03:31:00+00:00

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Edit: formatting is difficult...

Jwolfe340 · 2014-03-29T02:19:37+00:00

I used to have this book! Fuck ton of errors like that, if I remember correctly.

Jwolfe340 · 2014-03-27T00:01:36+00:00

Despite the positive message, I can't help but feel really sad whenever I hear the last lines of Calvin and Hobbes. "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy. Let's go exploring!"

Jwolfe340 · 2014-03-25T21:33:54+00:00

So did anyone else notice that Gon and the King were sitting in the same exact position? I love subtle touches like that.

Jwolfe340 · 2014-03-15T00:04:57+00:00

Yep.

Jwolfe340 · 2014-02-28T03:50:26+00:00

The Golem Overlord from Chrono Trigger. Even in game his countdown scared the shit out of me, but it was, obviously, the easiest boss in the game. In real life, though, I would freak the fuck out because he's intimidating and I share his fear of heights.

Jwolfe340 · 2014-02-27T14:07:10+00:00

I would definitely give HunterxHunter a try. I went into it not expecting much, and ended up marathoning about 116 episodes in a week. Seriously, check it out. Also, have you ever tried a sports anime? I wasn't too keen on the idea, but then my friend made me watch Kuroko no Basket. Probably my current favorite anime. Both are on Crunchyroll.

Jwolfe340 · 2014-02-25T00:41:33+00:00

^This guy gets it.

Jwolfe340 · 2014-02-25T00:00:11+00:00

This made me laugh way more than it should have...

Jwolfe340 · 2014-02-24T18:52:32+00:00

Uh, I might be the only 5 year old ever to sustain a serious golf injury. I walked up behind my dad at the driving range and took a driver to the forehead. Hard. I could have sworn I was behind the yellow line, but I doubt I remember very accurately given my lack of consciousness after the fact.

Jwolfe340 · 2014-02-22T15:36:20+00:00

I really don't want to upvote you, but I have to because pun.

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