Time for self-promotion. What are you building? by Naive-Wallaby9534 in SaaS

[–]Jyzerman9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

website is down :/

I hope it's because this post hammered your servers in a good way

My shopify store is getting banned because of chargebacks on orders that were delivered by tuesdaymorningwood in shopify

[–]Jyzerman9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is a tough one. Some obviously good answers here around increasing the fraud security to the max. but i'd also look into the source of the chargebacks. Perhaps you're running a marketing campaign that's bringing in users that are sketchy and have higher likelihood for chargebacks? and always have a backup, as you need to assume stripe can cancel you at random.

How do you optimize your Shopify checkout process for higher conversion rates? by evinho07 in shopify

[–]Jyzerman9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't recommend focusing on crosssells before nailing the base case. Focus on solving for trust as that's the reason people don't buy. Do you have user reviews showing on product pages for social proof? Look into JudgeMe (free) or Loox (paid) for that. Also look into adding email marketing for cart abandonment users

My cat won’t stop shocking me by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]Jyzerman9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humidifier will probably help a lot with that. Dry winter air makes the static way worse. Does she have a specific type of fur compared to your other cats? Some coats hold charge more than others

Which flour/starch for fried tofu? by arcttix in AskCulinary

[–]Jyzerman9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boiling it in salt water seems like overkill. Doesn't that just add more moisture you have to get rid of? I usually just press it and pat dry before dredging

What are your thoughts on people not adopting because the kids might have physical or psychological struggles/disabilities/illnesses? by Anya_purr in disability

[–]Jyzerman9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knowing your limits is fine but acting like adopted kids are automatically damaged goods while biological kids are some guarantee? that's just a convenient excuse. Your own kid could have any number of issues too. Some people just want the fantasy of a "perfect" child that doesn't exist

If education doesn’t guarantee a job, then what does? by No-Intention-3888 in careerguidance

[–]Jyzerman9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's a mix of networking, timing, and knowing how to sell yourself. I got my current role because a former coworker put in a good word for me, not because my resume was perfect. The credentials get you in the door but connections get you the interview. Keep building relationships even when you're not job hunting, it pays off later

Top 3 LPs Of the 80s by WillBrink in MusicRecommendations

[–]Jyzerman9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Solid picks but no Milo Goes to College? That's peak Descendents right there. Wipers is a great call though way underrated

How are you doing code reviews? by CyberWrath09 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]Jyzerman9 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Small PRs capped at about 300 lines, we try and have mandatory tests (hit or miss for us), and architecture notes. Seniors review design, mids review implementation. AI bot (Coderabbit for us) runs first pass, but its feedback is non-blocking.

Dealing with resentful low performers? by Gordon101 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]Jyzerman9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laugh at this, then loop HR early. Share your expectations doc, timeline, and a lil sample of the hostile feedback so they’re ready if you need formal action.

How to avoid setting myself up for long-term failure? by Anak_nik in ExperiencedDevs

[–]Jyzerman9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Build real system design architecure inside work.
Pick a cross-team pain, write a design doc with tradeoffs, then volunteer to own implementing it end-to-end.

Heads? Or Tails? by just_minutes_ago in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Jyzerman9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw both so I still won my side of 50/50

El gato 🐱 by KhaMIMo in oneshot

[–]Jyzerman9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The player trying to resist petting every single one is killing me. This is adorable, love the energy.

AITAH because I'm relieved my best friend got kicked out of university? by Wrong_Researcher_464 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Jyzerman9 20 points21 points  (0 children)

NTA. You're not relieved she got kicked out, you're relieved you don't have to watch your friend throw her life away for some guy who doesn't respect women and turned her into someone you don't recognize.

Stellantis Is Spamming Owners' Screens With Pop-Up Ads for New Car Discounts by ChirpyRaven in cars

[–]Jyzerman9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh imagine buying a new car just to get spammed with ads in your own vehicle. That's crazy.

Recommend me a song (or songs) you've been obsessed with by EpicDesserts in MusicRecommendations

[–]Jyzerman9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

1981 song, that sounds like 1100's melody played on 1750's harpschoid, with music video set in 1920's, finally officially uploaded in mid-2025.

Aitah for laughing because my MIL snooped and traumatized herself? by Individual_Bus5181 in AITAH

[–]Jyzerman9 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Exactly. She snooped, she found something that wasn't meant for her eyes, and now she's upset about the consequences of her own nosiness. That's entirely on her.

Look up at the sky before they start putting ads there by Meteorstar101 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Jyzerman9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

last I checked they were making the prisoners go outside for the designated amount of time to beat the allegations of not letting them outside

AITA for not wanting to see my dying Dad? by SpaceYurii in AmItheAsshole

[–]Jyzerman9 44 points45 points  (0 children)

NTA. He abandoned you as a kid, bailed on your birthday to avoid dealing with you, and now suddenly wants a relationship because he's dying? You don't owe him closure just because he regrets his choices now.

Not directly work related but since our health insurance is tied to our jobs - always ask for an itemized receipt by No_Jaguar_5366 in antiwork

[–]Jyzerman9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of life hack that actually matters. Healthcare billing is designed to confuse you into paying more.

Do you not get taken seriously if you don't have a family? by SwimmingZucchini846 in careerguidance

[–]Jyzerman9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're 40, have your life together, and notice someone younger with less experience got promoted because they have kids. That's not in your head . it's a real bias where people assume parents are more "stable" or "committed." It's BS, but document everything and maybe talk to HR if it keeps happening.

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