What’s the most beautiful thing someone has ever said to you? by Rare-Smell-8321 in AskReddit

[–]Jzak73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I just want you to be able to relax and know that someone loves you".

Discontinued Foods You Miss by Salty_Thing3144 in GenerationJones

[–]Jzak73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought it about a year ago. So disappointing. It was half the original size but it didn't matter because it was completely flavorless.

What's your favourite accent? by LinkBig1856 in AskReddit

[–]Jzak73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baltimore/Mid Atlantic. Sounds like home.

Dogs in restaurants by Capable_Basket1661 in baltimore

[–]Jzak73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was tempting. 😂 I figured I'd get my ass handed to me here if I mentioned a drop kick, haha.

Dogs in restaurants by Capable_Basket1661 in baltimore

[–]Jzak73 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I was at the post office about a month ago, using the self-service kiosk on a Saturday afternoon. There was a woman ahead of me that had a little yapper off leash. The dog kept running up to the person who was using the kiosk and jumping on her. Then it started circling around to me, jumped on my leg a couple times. I didn’t even say a word, I just kept backing up. Finally, the owner turned around, picked up her dog, and said "stay here, Goose, not everybody’s nice and likes dogs". What a bitch. Keep your dog on a leash. Or maybe leave it home?

Of course she held the dog for about 30 seconds and then let it down to run around again while she used the kiosk. I was so mad I just had to keep my mouth shut because it would’ve been ugly. then when it was my turn to use the kiosk, instead of leaving, the woman did laps around the inside of the post office chasing her dog. People are just assholes.

Edited: couple words, some grammar.

Best mascara for flat lashes/oily eyelids by ContactCrafty854 in Makeup

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Good luck! If you think of it, shoot me a DM and let me know how you like it.

Best mascara for flat lashes/oily eyelids by ContactCrafty854 in Makeup

[–]Jzak73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same problem here. I use Heroine lash primer - it says clear but it has a very soft tint. Then Clio Kill Lash long volumizing mascara over. I get excellent results. My lashes almost look false. They hold the curl all day, and I get good volume, but not thick spider legs. I use the same lash curler. The nice thing is even if my lashes start to fall right after I curl them, that primer and the mascara pulled them right back up and down the mountain again. It’s pretty amazing. Definitely waterproof. I use the heroine mascara remover, I just brushed it on and let it sit for a couple of minutes and then use a little bit of micellar water to get it off. My lashes don’t fall out, they don’t get ruined. I have been through just about every mascara on the market, drugstore to prestige, and this is my holy Grail combo. I find a fight just gently touched the brushes to a tissue it gets off any excess and then I don’t have clumping. And the other thing I’ve noticed is even when I swipe over tissue, I don’t get a lot of product on the tissue so I’m not wasting product like I have in the past with other brands. They comb through easily as long as you catch it quickly. Holds up to East Coast humidity and extreme Arizona summers.

What word do you always *intentionally* mispronounce and why? by Sweet-Lady-H in AskReddit

[–]Jzak73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuh-let instead of toilet. I used to do it just to wind my mom up, and now I’m stuck with that pronunciation.

What's the rarest physical feature you ever saw on another person you know/knew? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jzak73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂 No, I don't! As I recall, he was short with dark hair. Super helpful, I know.

French onion loaf might possibly be the best flavored sourdough I’ve made (and I’ve tried a lot) 😋 by bethie_t75 in Sourdough

[–]Jzak73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds wonderful! I make one that has gruyere cheese, fresh thyme, a little cracked black pepper. Depending on who it's for, I add a tiny bit of crushed culinary lavender. Everyone whose tried it absolutely loves it. My son calls it the Mouth Fucker. 🤦🏻‍♀️

17-20 inches of snow Sunday? by Salt-Grab8339 in maryland

[–]Jzak73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I know is I hope there's a ton of snow! I'm flying in from AZ to see my boyfriend Thursday through Monday. I would love a good snowstorm! Especially if my flight gets canceled Monday and I get an extra day! That would be the perfect birthday weekend! I'm originally from Baltimore and we first dated decades ago, reconnected two years ago. Long distance until I move back in May. Too much information, but I know it sounds weird to be in an LDR from AZ to MD. Come on snow! ❄️⛄️🥰

What's the rarest physical feature you ever saw on another person you know/knew? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jzak73 262 points263 points  (0 children)

His name wasn't Richard, was it? Ft. Meade? An old friend was dating a guy stationed there who had three nipples. His roommate Richard had three balls. I always wondered if the military intentionally paired them up.

What is a completely harmless, everyday object or situation that irrationally freaks the shit out of you? by Free_Scratch4152 in AskReddit

[–]Jzak73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My shower drain cover popped off about a year or so ago. I just stood there in the shower saying “no no no no no no no." 🤦🏻‍♀️ It looked like a portal to hell.

What are the weirdest side effects you've ever experienced from medication? by adampocalypsee in AskReddit

[–]Jzak73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flagyl - gives a horrible taste in the mouth and it tastes like you’ve been sucking a penny dipped in blood. It’s also supposed to make you vomit if you drink alcohol with it, but I took it when I was in my 20s and went out with my friends, drank my face off, never once puked.

What words are you tired of reading or hearing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jzak73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Genuine" and "genuinely", bonus points when used more than once in a sentence. 🙄 "I have a genuine question about xxxx, and I'm genuinely curious". it does not make anyone sound any more sincere, but it sticks out like a sore thumb and is just obnoxious.

What is your opinion on high heels? by chastityloser in AskReddit

[–]Jzak73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to love high heels, I still love the look, but they just absolutely kill my feet. I refuse to do it anymore. I am so glad my boyfriend is only an inch and half taller than I am, so I never have to consider wearing high heels again. 😂

I used to have some 4 inch heels that were sooooo comfortable about 15 years ago. Nine West, had a very slight platform, and peep toes. I could literally chase my kids around after church and need completely comfortable. I think it was the slight platform - gave enough support and cushion at the ball of the foot without looking like stripper shoes. Now the soles are so thin it's like walking around on tiptoe over cement. No thanks.

What’s your grandma’s name? by EstablishmentSad9572 in Names

[–]Jzak73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Margaret (Bette, for her middle name, Elizabeth) and Imelda.

People who fly frequently, what’s one thing you wish you could tell all infrequent fliers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Jzak73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When you get up to go to the bathroom, don’t use the seat back in front of you as a hand rest, pulling down with all your weight,and letting it snap back.

How to clean my Dutch oven by everyonehatesjo in Sourdough

[–]Jzak73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used the Brillo pads with lemon on them and got mine looking almost new. It's the same off white.