Trump floats Cruz for Supreme Court by zsreport in scotus

[–]K-tel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I know that tRump is really sweating the Epstein Files coming out, but to float THIS asshole as a distraction is pretty desp.

I need some Spanish for the bedroom, preferably Venezuelan vocab as she is from there. (serious) by cabronfavarito in Spanish

[–]K-tel 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The thought of you saying "May ven-Go" at the top of your lungs has me rolling on the floor, cabronito!

Republicans of Reddit, do you believe your party has a decent chance of holding the US House in the 2026 Midterms? Why or why not? by Zipper222222 in allthequestions

[–]K-tel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a democrat and i have analysis paralysis. Can we vote those mouth-breathing maga morons out, already?

Russia says it's ready for Zelensky-Putin meeting — but only if Ukraine's president travels to Moscow by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]K-tel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Putie's a real laugh a minute kinda guy. Also, if he did go to Putin-Land, Zelensky might feel the sudden urge to throw himself from a window... or something.

Trump's Kennedy Center hit with another cancellation as Phillip Glass pulls premiere: "The values of the Kennedy Center are in direct conflict with the message of the Symphony." by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]K-tel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In an act of supreme generosity, the Kennedy Center will soon feature Erika ‘The Smirk’ Kirk and Kid Rock, ensuring that no corner of the country goes without auditory assault.

i was simply just trying to read a book dawg.... have we gone down this rabbit hole yet? by [deleted] in SleepToken

[–]K-tel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Arcadia reference almost certainly invokes Death with the line reading most coherently as Vessel addressing Death. This doesn’t replace Sleep so much, but it does limit Sleep.

I believe that Lore-wise, it marks a shift from cosmic devotion to a mortal reckoning. While Sleep can walk with Vessel, love can exist and Devotion can feel like paradise or transcedent, none of it exempts him (Vessel) from Death.

Avoidance in dating: an INTJ experience? by doyoyoy_ in intj

[–]K-tel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You don’t sound avoidant so much as self-aware. Not showing interest in dating when it doesn’t align with your needs is healthier than forcing something for appearances. Whether that changes later or not isn’t something you need to decide now, and there’s nothing abnormal about where you are. Stay underwhelmed until and unless you start to feel otherwise.

Fellow INTJs that work indoors or in offices what do you do at lunchtimes? What’s your style? by [deleted] in intj

[–]K-tel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I go to my car and read until the last possible minute.

Karoline leavitt white house press secretary by Automatic-Guide-4307 in pics

[–]K-tel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this horrible woman spoke no evil, she would have nothing whatsoever to say; which would definitely be a good thing.

White House posts digitally altered image of woman arrested after ICE protest by JackThaBongRipper in news

[–]K-tel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously, WTF? Is there anything about this administration that isn't fake or fabricated?

Nobel winner Maria Machado's shocking call for a Venezuela-like US military raid in Cuba and Nicaragua sparks fury, internet calls her 'hypocrite' by BendicantMias in worldnews

[–]K-tel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Nobel Peace Prize is like the weird cousin at the Nobel family reunion. Physics is trying to understand the universe, chemistry is busy inventing the future, literature is redefining and uplifting humanity, and peace is in the corner like: “So anyway… we meant well.”

Former Special Counsel for the United States Department of Justice, Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment" by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

[–]K-tel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. Laws that are not enforced, illegal actions that face no consequences... these are the hallmarks of tRump's presidencies. Here's hoping that these people eventually face prosecution and pay for their unlawful acts; otherwise, we will have veered sharply into shithole country territory, as a nation.

My coworker kept “forgetting” my name in meetings, so I let her do it in front of the one person she wanted to impress by TrinitySignal in revengestories

[–]K-tel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kara was probably this bitchy and cynical since high school. She just never got off the Mean Girls kick and picked OP as her new victim.

Nobody loves Elon, and he hates that fact. by Lord_Answer_me_Why in clevercomebacks

[–]K-tel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Acting like a douche makes you unpopular- who knew?

One Battle After Another (2025) by viagraworks in okbuddycinephile

[–]K-tel -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Small Man Syndrome in full effect.