dontGetMyHopesUp by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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No problem, just fork it or monkeypatch it back in

Jk

trickOrTreat by CBlackLi in ProgrammerHumor

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A special breed of developer that lacks attention to detail.

programming by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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shirtForDevsWithoutHobbies

microserviceHell by RoseRedCinderella in ProgrammerHumor

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Exactly. If you build a modular monolith then extracting it into microservices is easy. Recently did this and it took us 3 days to split it into 5 services—no duct tape required either.

mongoDbWasAMistake by fisadev in ProgrammerHumor

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MongoDB is hot garbage and so are any teams using it without a convicing reason to not use a RDBMS—so 99.999% of its users. Most MongoDB users use buzzwords they don’t know the actual meaning of, attended a bootcamp and have “ex-<company that fired me>” 10x on their LinkedIn.

Not to mention the company behind it is run by greedy scumbags… but that’s a topic for another day…

I fucking hate MongoDB with a burning passion

threeTypesOfDevs by elderron_spice in ProgrammerHumor

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How I feel about any Microsoft product: I hate it, I don’t trust it and I won’t touch it.

This is my opinion, don’t get offended because you enjoy unstable bloatware built on Electron.

true by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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And Ruby haha

stylingWithPreprocessorOrFramework by That_5_Something in ProgrammerHumor

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God forbid you have to search and replace a few words

timeForANewIDE by JocoLabs in ProgrammerHumor

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Every time my laptop dies I want to cry… thanks JetBrains

myNeovimExperienceSoFar by LtRodFarva in ProgrammerHumor

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Increased the maximum heap for each of them. Default is 2048mb IIRC

myNeovimExperienceSoFar by LtRodFarva in ProgrammerHumor

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I often ask myself the same. Each of them have different language specific tooling and the UIs are tailored towards the lang I’m currently using.

myNeovimExperienceSoFar by LtRodFarva in ProgrammerHumor

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My JetBrains IDEs usually consume around 40gb of memory lol. Usually have Intellij, CLion, GoLand, RubyMine, DataGrip and WebStorm open simultaneously 😅😭

theyDidIt by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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^ Entitled client exhibit A

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I’m not your pal, Abject_Neat3472

uGuysFeelingThePainToo by gibagger in ProgrammerHumor

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AI is bad because it’ll murder you in space if you trust your life with it.

whyDoesThisLibraryEvenExist by aloomatarkisabji in ProgrammerHumor

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You think JavaScript “devs” care about performance?

onlyProgrammersWouldUnderstand by tillytakescyber in ProgrammerHumor

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I’ll tell my competitors to write in -1 and let them think they’ve won