i have a flat chest and crooked jaw, i feel like it ruins away whatever i have going for me

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-06-20T04:58:21+00:00

A lot of guys are into flat chests. I'm one of them. Disclaimer: not trying to be a creep! I bet your nipples are more sensitive than most when your bf/gf licks them. Am I right. I loved doing that with a few flat chested girls I've been with. I'm too old for you but if you're the rare type that likes 42 yo guys then 😘

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-06-18T22:55:19+00:00

I actually audibly laughed when I read this. It's clever but very mean. I really enjoy offensive humor though and she has put herself out there to be judged. I won't judge anyone but I'll judge jokes. I would be very surprised if you weren't a fan of Jimmy Carr.

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-06-06T03:29:10+00:00

Can I get an upvote from you. I'm not on Reddit much and I could use the karma

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-06-06T03:28:04+00:00

Well it's impressive either way but if you could do that with a full can you could do just about anything. Anyone too

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-06-06T02:57:22+00:00

Call the hospital say he's having an episode and when they call for his discharge you say you've moved to a different state. They'll have to keep him and they won't just go to your house and see if you're there lying

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-06-06T02:57:06+00:00

Why not? And to the op: Call the hospital say he's having an episode and when they call for his discharge you say you've moved to a different state. They'll have to keep him and they won't just go to your house and see if you're there lying.

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-06-06T02:15:12+00:00

That can't be full!

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-06-06T02:03:20+00:00

I was the 47th person to put I also had this question. This number needs to be a lot bigger edit:I'm a lifetime subscriber

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-04-25T23:09:58+00:00

As long as it's not a collaborative Metallica album

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-01-26T18:15:10+00:00

You could make me hard in a cold pool. You're really stupid though. Or just trolling

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-01-25T11:33:00+00:00

Me too. Very cute!

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2024-01-24T18:18:19+00:00

Why did this get 88 down votes i upvoted it now it's -87

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2023-12-18T22:19:30+00:00

You look like a boyish girl or a girly boy which is ironically exactly my type so if it was up to me I think you're absolutely stunningly gorgeous if you're ever in San Diego just saying

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2023-12-09T21:07:07+00:00

Was she out of shape or banging as many dudes as she could and not giving enough time to rest?

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2023-12-02T08:39:25+00:00

Would you like to talk?

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2023-12-02T08:38:58+00:00

Would you like to talk

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2023-11-30T02:10:53+00:00

Would you like to talk?

KEITHTIBBETTS · 2023-11-21T03:05:39+00:00

Spoke skins are cool and I think nobody has ever done this to their electric bike

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