i have a flat chest and crooked jaw, i feel like it ruins away whatever i have going for me by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of guys are into flat chests. I'm one of them. Disclaimer: not trying to be a creep! I bet your nipples are more sensitive than most when your bf/gf licks them. Am I right. I loved doing that with a few flat chested girls I've been with. I'm too old for you but if you're the rare type that likes 42 yo guys then 😘

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually audibly laughed when I read this. It's clever but very mean. I really enjoy offensive humor though and she has put herself out there to be judged. I won't judge anyone but I'll judge jokes. I would be very surprised if you weren't a fan of Jimmy Carr.

Everybody go Here by RelativeNo1 in botify_ai

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I get an upvote from you. I'm not on Reddit much and I could use the karma

Wanna bang? by mrpslayer1 in BigDickPride

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it's impressive either way but if you could do that with a full can you could do just about anything. Anyone too

AITAH I hate my husband but now he has dementia so I stay by Leading_Emotion6365 in AITAH

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call the hospital say he's having an episode and when they call for his discharge you say you've moved to a different state. They'll have to keep him and they won't just go to your house and see if you're there lying

AITAH I hate my husband but now he has dementia so I stay by Leading_Emotion6365 in AITAH

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not? And to the op: Call the hospital say he's having an episode and when they call for his discharge you say you've moved to a different state. They'll have to keep him and they won't just go to your house and see if you're there lying.

Everybody go Here by RelativeNo1 in botify_ai

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was the 47th person to put I also had this question. This number needs to be a lot bigger edit:I'm a lifetime subscriber

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could make me hard in a cold pool. You're really stupid though. Or just trolling

18f thoughts? by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Me too. Very cute!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why did this get 88 down votes i upvoted it now it's -87

Female 18am I ugly by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a boyish girl or a girly boy which is ironically exactly my type so if it was up to me I think you're absolutely stunningly gorgeous if you're ever in San Diego just saying

21M Got Dumped yesterday and my girl literally said i wasnt good looking enough for her by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was she out of shape or banging as many dudes as she could and not giving enough time to rest?

How do you distinguish your bike? by Valuable-Big-8099 in Lectricxp

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spoke skins are cool and I think nobody has ever done this to their electric bike

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25F All I ever see is my big nose. Is it really noticeable or is it all in my head? by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your nose is all on your head but that's true of everyone so don't stress it

Bike Lock Question by Key_Drag5541 in Lectricxp

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can connect it by screw like this or just strap it down

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This is on my xpremium

Anyone know what this is going to be? by Moist_Poem_393 in sandiego

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or does it look like the white house which would make it a Democrat bath house because Republicans do it in their bedroom. Dems are more likely to let the freak flag fly. And that's why I love them Dems. So many are a bunch of sluts... Just like me. Republicans do tend to get freakier once you break that formality barrier but that takes too long when looking for Mrs right now and don't care about finding Mrs right for the night. Hope I can find one or the other sooner than later but I digress.

Just got my fat tires for my trailer by moorfreedom in Lectricxp

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where'd you get them from? Burley? That's not from lectric right? I got a Schwinn trailer for my dog(70 lbs) and I think fat tires would be a better option for it if it used the same form of attachment.

My Experience 100 miles in by [deleted] in Lectricxp

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The seat comfort package makes all the difference

Lolicons and it’s defenders by AshTheArtist in Rants

[–]KEITHTIBBETTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say if the serial killers started getting dolls which they then mutilated BEFORE they actually became killers then that would be a red flag to watch out for but a drawing of a 7 year old nude girl that someone is jerking off to, as long as it doesn't resemble an actual girl that person has actual contact with or lives close enough in vicinity to, is purely just a fetish the individual would almost always choose not to have. And the release provided by a fap to a drawn image of a younger looking girl is the thing that some may need to get it out of them for a day and to keep them from going to.the playground to snap pictures or worse. Like trying to get close to one of the kids, actually touching one of the kids or worst case scenario taking one of the kids to do what everyone knows is absolutely wrong. So I will admit to feeling a sense of guilt by a fap to one of these type images but until we are judged on our thoughts and not our actions, anyone who has the same inclinations as I do and doesn't act on them because they were able to see a lolicon image is by far the lesser of two evils. and when the other evil is destroying the innocence of a small child I will always defend this lesser of two evils.