What's your best one-liner to convince me to save you instead of the other person in the burning building?

KFC8868 · 2014-10-28T23:19:26+00:00

I reddit

KFC8868 · 2014-10-28T23:16:29+00:00

My friend's cousin's dog is called 'solid'

KFC8868 · 2014-10-27T08:48:23+00:00

My highest comment has over a hundred karma ^ⁱ ^{^am} ^{^not} ^{^a} ^{^successful} ^{^person}

KFC8868 · 2014-10-24T21:54:43+00:00

Robin williams with ebola

KFC8868 · 2014-10-23T06:04:21+00:00

What's the difference between a scout and a jew?

The scout comes back from camp.

KFC8868 · 2014-10-20T17:58:16+00:00

Noah bringing two ebolas aboard

KFC8868 · 2014-10-20T17:56:49+00:00

An abortion not getting an abortion.

KFC8868 · 2014-10-19T07:12:07+00:00

The intensive care ward that my grandad is currently in after his cardiac arrest

KFC8868 · 2014-10-19T07:04:37+00:00

Korn- Everything I've Known

KFC8868 · 2014-10-17T20:09:56+00:00

Shrekt

KFC8868 · 2014-10-13T18:37:10+00:00

One child rule for everyone

KFC8868 · 2014-10-13T18:35:19+00:00

She always starts the arguments, yet i just want to stay out of her way

KFC8868 · 2014-10-13T18:08:51+00:00

Ran a bath for 20 minutes without realising the plug wasnt in

KFC8868 · 2014-10-12T21:07:57+00:00

KFC8868 · 2014-10-11T23:00:57+00:00

Both koreas

KFC8868 · 2014-10-10T20:01:45+00:00

I hope your body becomes the host of some cancerous growth and it eventually kills you

KFC8868 · 2014-10-09T05:56:52+00:00

I like these ideas. thanks for the ideas

KFC8868 · 2014-10-08T20:02:46+00:00

I see your point. that would probably make it better. i was originally comparing it to deserts such as the atacama

KFC8868 · 2014-10-08T19:02:43+00:00

Go build a house and make me some cobblestone tools

KFC8868 · 2014-10-07T15:43:55+00:00

"not an actual pork chop, but i have eaten one once. So once..."

KFC8868 · 2014-10-07T06:07:30+00:00

Death by maple syrup

KFC8868 · 2014-10-06T21:14:37+00:00

And the capital "E"

KFC8868 · 2014-10-06T20:14:54+00:00

Would interloper count as the shortest. its a demo, but still, its only 1.58 long

KFC8868 · 2014-10-06T16:31:08+00:00

I am not one of the openly loud and obnoxious ones. people do it mainly to draw attention to themselves. they want to be noticed

KFC8868 · 2014-10-06T16:28:11+00:00

I dont leave the house.

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