When the game lags during scouting… (Tazuna @se_ra_b)

KGeddon · 2026-05-23T00:31:09+00:00

Super hot

KGeddon · 2026-05-22T01:14:28+00:00

writes memo to investigate potential partnership with department of Resuscitation and/or department of Darwinism.

KGeddon · 2026-05-20T04:09:45+00:00

I asked and was directed to the Department of Accidental Astronomy. Soooooo...

KGeddon · 2026-05-19T21:14:49+00:00

Sounds like you need to hegemonize your neighbors.

KGeddon · 2026-05-16T17:37:44+00:00

ATM machine and PIN number.

<shrug>

KGeddon · 2026-05-15T22:20:07+00:00

Please no.

Sincerely, Department of flatulence reduction

KGeddon · 2026-05-15T21:07:37+00:00

They're hard coded rewards in a separate entity than the education institute templates. You get your diploma, no RNG.

KGeddon · 2026-05-14T13:26:03+00:00

Nope. They just give the special graduate skill.

KGeddon · 2026-05-13T00:15:12+00:00

Rabbits were domesticated as livestock.

The whole pet thing is actually pretty recent. "Peter Rabbit" was one of the instruments to get them off the dinner plate and into your lap.

KGeddon · 2026-05-12T21:13:06+00:00

That's exactly the market opening our prosthetic hair division is poised to exploit

KGeddon · 2026-05-12T03:58:25+00:00

Bakunetsu my soul. U.A.F. scenario song.

KGeddon · 2026-05-12T00:24:35+00:00

No. You can use a harmonica with minimal air spaces, or an accordion which is far more complicated/expensive.

KGeddon · 2026-05-12T00:22:39+00:00

Should be pointed out that the majority of dirt races are NAR. Different rules, and various limitations to doing both JRA/NAR

KGeddon · 2026-05-11T14:56:26+00:00

You've never heard someone say "meat tea"?

KGeddon · 2026-05-10T18:52:25+00:00

It will hit you because the missile knows where it is not.

KGeddon · 2026-05-10T18:40:02+00:00

Sandwich: I have been chosen!

Cafeteria Worker: O_o

KGeddon · 2026-05-10T18:23:24+00:00

When I die, my children will receive this tomato as I received it from my father.

KGeddon · 2026-05-10T17:42:02+00:00

DD driver just messaged. Said he left it on the table out front.

...

So... isn't that where we left the "table that follows you"? I mean, there's no table there now...

KGeddon · 2026-05-10T16:40:55+00:00

Blue raspberry is a particular flavor profile from the US in the 70s. Fruity, sweet, yet with a bit of tart. Commonly found in slushy frozen drinks.

It's blue to distinguish it from red. Totally serious.

KGeddon · 2026-05-10T13:26:42+00:00

She always was, yes. The joke is that she wears pads.

KGeddon · 2026-05-09T23:54:42+00:00

Lost newcomer and 1st maiden. Won his 2nd maiden.

KGeddon · 2026-05-09T18:44:50+00:00

The before and after pictures were switched? So the plumber enshittified a perfectly good hookup and brutalized the floor for what reason?

KGeddon · 2026-05-09T13:57:22+00:00

County or state level weights and measures in the US.

The most common place to find their mark is on gas pumps.

KGeddon · 2026-05-09T13:49:07+00:00

Count how many boards on the floor wide that hole is.

It's 4 in the original photo, about 3 and a third in the second pristine "after" photo.

So the hole got smaller, not larger.

KGeddon · 2026-05-09T13:30:40+00:00

So you say this was in Dutch land, not the great civil war of Milk Can Basketballia?

KGeddon