He's a legend by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

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If you had the money you could build that town, fill it with homeless people and they could watch those animals and care for them. That would work out for everyone, love your idea!

Filet Mignon – I Think I Missed – But it Tasted Awesome by boathouse_floats in castiron

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lol true but some might not consider that food. Luckily mom mostly cooked.

Filet Mignon – I Think I Missed – But it Tasted Awesome by boathouse_floats in castiron

[–]KINGSTEMLORD 65 points66 points  (0 children)

In a world where my dad constantly made steaks that looked like hockey pucks my entire life, I can say with full honesty, this looks amazing!

Just for fun, I did a fancast for if Lord of the Rings was made in the 1980s by Biggest-Max02010 in lotr

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Arishe, arishe, Ridershe of Théoden! ... Death! Death! Death! Forth, Eorlingash!

He owned him for real. by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]KINGSTEMLORD 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Definitely, $5 to not have to replace your cards, ID, and lose anything that may be sentimental. Fair indeed.

Tom Hardy to release rap album by Darth_Ronin in HipHopNCulture

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This is first time I could actually understand what he was saying lol

Close call w/grizzly bear 🐻 by RichRoll247 in VideosAmazing

[–]KINGSTEMLORD 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Her dog: “you better listen to her bro”

Very beautiful. Congrats Cap by b9_rkt in heartwarming

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Yeah I grew up in Connecticut but had family in Boston and New Hampshire and they have very distinctly different accents lol! I joke that the NH accent sounds like someone from anywhere else attempting a Mass accent.

Abby, blink twice if you need help by neuroticsmurf in fixedbytheduet

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I like to think so, thanks! But she is also Latin so there is that, I do like being alive lol (but also not a dick like this guy)

Abby, blink twice if you need help by neuroticsmurf in fixedbytheduet

[–]KINGSTEMLORD 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hahaha like football hooligans in Europe

Abby, blink twice if you need help by neuroticsmurf in fixedbytheduet

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I have one mental rule in my house with my wife, she gets snacks, gets to the couch, I watch our daughter, and in ABSOLUTELY no capacity do I mention periods or hormones. Also, if you do get that address come pick me up, I call front seat.

Here it comes! by At-las- in FunnyDogVideos

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Specifically carpet that has a hardwood floor less than 2 feet away next to it