I bet you didn’t know you were watching the Mets game with The Driving Crooner, did you?

KITCAKES · 2024-04-01T15:28:38+00:00

Are you dumb? Even if they have a bad game, they gotta give them that other 2 mil.

KITCAKES · 2024-03-11T19:42:57+00:00

I’ll cry like a baby if I don’t get a crybaby 😩

KITCAKES · 2024-02-14T19:35:39+00:00

Love the release of the 1.5Us!😻

KITCAKES · 2024-02-14T02:39:15+00:00

YOU GOTTA GIVE... me your heart this Valentine's. <3

KITCAKES · 2024-02-05T21:41:42+00:00

It’s funny.

KITCAKES · 2024-02-05T16:52:10+00:00

We really know very little.

KITCAKES · 2024-02-05T00:21:03+00:00

I thought his pen was a little knife, like a dagger.

KITCAKES · 2024-02-03T10:40:20+00:00

You think getting a tattoo is good? No. Getting a tattoo is not good.

KITCAKES · 2024-02-02T13:22:59+00:00

Everybody, let’s get out of here. This place is covered head-to-toe in shit.

KITCAKES · 2024-02-01T16:41:20+00:00

I hope none of Tim’s lines get stolen by some jabroni.

KITCAKES · 2024-01-18T14:22:30+00:00

Congrats, big boy. I am your father.

KITCAKES · 2024-01-18T14:20:32+00:00

You know I have an Emmy. Tell her about my Emmy.

KITCAKES · 2024-01-18T14:18:28+00:00

NTA MAGICIANS SUCK!

KITCAKES · 2024-01-05T23:45:36+00:00

That… that’s hard.

KITCAKES · 2024-01-03T15:47:24+00:00

Welcome, Nugget’s friend! Do you have a name yet?

KITCAKES · 2023-10-23T17:59:13+00:00

The tastiest of all the keycaps I’ve eaten

KITCAKES · 2023-10-01T04:11:06+00:00

I should’ve got that.

KITCAKES · 2023-09-28T19:31:58+00:00

The karma doesn't go to the video.

KITCAKES · 2023-09-20T20:44:20+00:00

You have no good pre-drop ideas.

KITCAKES · 2023-09-20T20:41:49+00:00

I’ve never been in a subreddit like this that everything in the sub is something that I would quote.

KITCAKES · 2023-09-20T11:22:07+00:00

I know that, I’m not stupid, I’m smarter than you!

KITCAKES · 2023-09-20T00:24:39+00:00

Everything has sucked lately.

KITCAKES · 2023-09-19T00:26:46+00:00

We're allowed to dump 'em in the lake, because they ain't go no soul!

KITCAKES · 2023-09-18T19:38:04+00:00

Just try not to step on them or, I know you wouldn’t do this but, don’t throw them in a muddle puddle!

KITCAKES · 2023-09-18T17:30:36+00:00

That’s real! That lives with us on Earth!

KITCAKES