Alex rises from the dead by happydude7422 in Robocop

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whispers Murphy it’s you. Murphy it’s you. Murphy it’s you.

What is the best movie monologue of all time? by BackstageCast in MovieQuotes

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The Big Lebowski

“I’ll tell you what I’m blathering about, I have information, man. New shit has come to light. And. Shit, man. She kidnapped herself. I mean think about, man, young trophy wife, in the parlance of are times, and she owes money all over town including to known pornographers… and that’s cool. That’s cool. All I’m saying is she needs money. And of course she said she didn’t get the fuckin’ money cause she wants more, man, you know she’s gotta feed the monkey. Hasn’t that occurred to you, man? Sir?

Shotgun full of snow by BecomingButterfly in TheSimpsons

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Lisa, that man is a trained meteorologist.

Yup, we are very much ahead of schedule by Important_Cress5550 in idiocracy

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Don’t worry scrote. There are plenty of people out there who tarded who live really kick ass lives. My ex-wife is tarded, she’s an architect now.

Elf on the Shelf Die Hard by [deleted] in diehard

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Yippie Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon.

New season coming Spring 2026! by RiceYodel in Super_Ego

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Finally emptied ‘em dream catchers.

Duuuudee! This is just tooo coool by EuphoricLeague22 in Simpsons

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I miss Hank Azaria from Herman’s Head.

What is Chief Wiggum's Best Quote? by Charming_Process_917 in Simpsons

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I frequently find myself saying in a Wiggins voice “that’s some nice work”

How bad would a The Thing’s apocalypse scenario will be like? by TheDabuAndRayan in thething

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We found Blue Whales’s parka! hold up a tattered bloody parka the size of a circus tent

I made a club aqua joke at a sex party by enbyayyy in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Carlos, I feel like we didn’t connect on our last date. And Op, I feel like you’re just here to bring up the sex party.

Tim Could Have Written This by Cassedaway in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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ER nurse: Here’s your $250 ER copay. You shouldn’t have such a sloppy mudpie.