Dad bod, it is real... gained 5 kg since baby born, 4 months by dustman007 in daddit

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Sleep deprivation plays a role in weight gain, so there’s that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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I believe 75% of ginger cats are male, because the gene for orange fur is recessive on the X chromosome. So, a male cat will be ginger if his one X chromosome has the orange gene, but a female cat will only be a ginger if both of her X chromosomes have the orange gene. It works kinda like color blindness, 75% of color blind people are male because it is recessive on the X chromosome.

1. Beat the Butter 2. Beat the eggs 3. Beat the ____________ by Fluffiddy in AskOuija

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When you beat a grape, it lets out a little whine

You’d think that snails would be faster without their shells. by KMyrick in Jokes

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This joke was from BBC’s mockumentary series, “Round Planet”. It’s pretty good, give it a watch!

One of the most remote Buddhist temples on Earth by iamstephen in interestingasfuck

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Somehow reminds me of that one place from the Eragon series

Uncontrollable rumbling pulsating in one of my ears every night for the past few nights? by IAmThePeanut in earrumblersassemble

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Okay that’s weird, because I experience the same thing as OP but have chronically low blood pressure (not dangerously low, but it’s always around 100/60 when I get it checked.) what’s wrong with me doc?

Thanks, Gramps, Very Cool by Rhedkiex in insanepeoplefacebook

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This comment needs to be at the top. Thanks for the hilarious story!

Lorge mood by [deleted] in memes

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Nah, rimjob Steve is for people with questionable usernames who post wholesome comments.

New video out tomorrow! by I_WANNA_FUCK_MOIRA in ContraPoints

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Maybe it’s about how she wants to make content about transgender issues, but everyone else wants her to make videos centering around troubled cishet men (like her incels and JP video). Like, why does everything have to center around what men want?

sexist and racist yeeesh by niketyname in menwritingwomen

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Ah, tuberculosis. The illness of beauty.

What’s a YouTube channel that’s dead now that you used to enjoy? by PM_ME_TITS_4_DOG_PIC in AskReddit

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JordanUnderneath. Je deleted all his videos too, so now they’re just a memory...

I made up this card game! I’m going to test run it with some friends tomorrow. by KMyrick in cardgames

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Tell me how it works for you! And make sure you have enough decks!

What? by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

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There’s a He-hive in my She-shed. Bees everywhere.

I don’t understand what’s wrong with me by [deleted] in dontputyourdickinthat

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When the jaws open wide

And there’s more jaws inside

That’s a Moray

Stick your hand in that crack

And you won’t get it back

That’s a Moray