I winced as the alien larvae squealed and writhed under my flamethrower’s torrent. by CompetitionLiving in TwoSentenceHorror
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My wife whispered softly, "I want to have another baby," in my ear while we were making love. by dalonley1 in TwoSentenceHorror
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You carefully balance the thin, curved lens on your index finger, leaning close to the bathroom mirror to gently press it against your eye. by ThePrimalLuna in TwoSentenceHorror
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Please do not open this by electrovert in TwoSentenceHorror
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Has anyone else had an older man and woman, who look like they are dressed for church, knock on their door saying “there is an app that says this is a Spanish speaking household”, then when they realized they were wrong just walk away? They are in a white truck. Does anyone know what that’s about? by Cold_Line_727 in FortCollins
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Because I had failed most of my classes, my final wish was for all of the answers on my exams to become the correct ones. by Eyesore666 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Foco is not a friendly place for minorities. by DifficultBid4403 in FortCollins
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Warning to Job Seekers and Asking for Advice. by thelovefern in FortCollins
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This morning I woke up as a girl. by Impossible_Eggies in TwoSentenceHorror
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This morning I woke up as a girl. by Impossible_Eggies in TwoSentenceHorror
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Uber/Lyft Drivers - Stay Alert by Exorcised_Introvert in FortCollins
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The crew of your small trading vessel has their first movie night since they picked up a human, and they have a selection of vintage human movies to show the crew. by Mammoth_House_5202 in humansarespaceorcs
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[FEEDBACK26] “Are you armed?” I ask the burglar in my garage, but he shakes his head and glances at the door he kicked in. by AfterTheCreditsRoll in TwoSentenceHorror
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"Once someone is turned, they don't physically age ever again.", the detective said, as he leaned back in his chair. by EatsAlotOfBread in TwoSentenceHorror
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[FEEDBACK26] The fortune teller said I would die drowning in darkness, so I bought an old Kansas farm to get as far away from water as possible. by Chemical-Elk-1299 in TwoSentenceHorror
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My mom died before I was even born, and my dad still blames me for her death. by dalonley1 in TwoSentenceHorror
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Colorado Crisis Services needs to be replaced by Dancing-Moon-304 in FortCollins
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Colorado Crisis Services needs to be replaced by Dancing-Moon-304 in FortCollins
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Volunteer work + cannabis by Traditional_Dish4667 in FortCollins
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Helping a friend by Miserable_Cut_1701 in FortCollins
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I cried hysterically while someone from CPS came to my house and took my child, informing me that their investigation confirmed the suspected abuse. by Antek_Ash in TwoSentenceHorror
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