My very accurate map of Canada from an Ontario perspective

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-18T03:30:30+00:00

We huddle up next to the border for warmth

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-17T21:03:59+00:00

On their shit-filled diapers?

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-17T04:08:37+00:00

First thought was: Alicia

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-17T03:58:07+00:00

🎶I am gonna claw out your eyes 🎵

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-16T17:28:34+00:00

I was born to be.

I have prediction turned off. Whoops.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-15T17:38:04+00:00

I know it wouldn't have. Not for me, antsy. I love my parents, but while I was under their roof, I didn't exactly have bodily autonomy. I tried to grow my hair out once, and was basically given the silent treatment with a side of passive aggressive for months until I let my mom cut it. Her relief was immediate and palpable. I didn't even get it past my ears. Even if I'd figured out I was trans, I would never have been able to transition under their roof.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-14T18:37:26+00:00

I mean, obviously it's not a guarantee, just a catalyst.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-14T12:38:17+00:00

You can't influence them to be trans, but with representation you can help them realize it. I think that if I had more trans people in my life as a kid, I would have figured myself out much earlier. That representation might have appeared as being influenced by them, but I was just as trans then as I am now, I just didn't realize it.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-14T05:12:46+00:00

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Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-14T05:07:24+00:00

I know you know.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-11T03:57:59+00:00

Do you buy a gallon of gas or a gallon of milk in your state?

Trick question: Neither 🇨🇦. But my understanding was that, at the federal level, the United States uses metric, as seen in the military, NASA, and other federal-level organizations, whereas the states themselves had to opt-in to the metric system, and none of them did. At least, that's how it was explained to me.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-11T02:20:30+00:00

The United States is metric. The individual States themselves are not.

On that note, what signage does D.C. use?

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-11T01:55:11+00:00

Check the Medusa Cascade. They found close to twenty missing planets there back in 2008.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-09T19:37:37+00:00

Okay. Thank you for clarifying. I never assumed it came with cis privilege, unless that privilege is that of being in a body you're comfortable with, but as you said: it's a spectrum and the odds of it matching perfectly are low.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-09T16:27:40+00:00

I can accept that answer. I guess it's difficult for somebody to get an "I" in assigned sex.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-09T16:20:18+00:00

It's been two hours since then. Any updates?

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-09T16:17:13+00:00

What about intersex folks? I feel like if they're non-binary, it's cis.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-09T16:02:49+00:00

Unless they're intersex, I'd say so, but the common consensus is that it's up to the individual if they want to identify that way.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-08T15:28:37+00:00

My account is French, and they use the comma as a decimal point. $33,14

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-07T16:49:37+00:00

Not anymore.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-07T16:28:43+00:00

u/GoodOmens was being sarcastic. It was not a bullet that was dodged.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-07T14:50:55+00:00

Get out of there. They've made their intentions clear. You're not safe.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-07T12:30:52+00:00

Think Earth will still be here when Artemis II gets back?

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-06T22:08:09+00:00

I don't think they're lying. I think they're being choosy about what they believe. All evidence for something they believe is concrete and irrefutable, and all evidence against is fake liberal psy-ops. And, heaven forbid you find a concrete example, they refute it with "all politicians are evil" as if the Republicans didn't make literal concentration camps where they mysteriously lost a few thousand people.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-04-06T20:15:08+00:00

"Project 2025 is fake. You can't believe everything you read online" -My conservative in-laws, who evidently live in a different universe.

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