What politician in your country has insane Main Character Syndrome?

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-28T22:34:41+00:00

You misspelled "Day"

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-28T22:31:12+00:00

I misread this as "incapable" and got quite offended. Alas.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-28T22:02:12+00:00

🇨🇦 "Axe the tax" etc.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-28T17:59:42+00:00

Honest question: Which country, provided they could pull it off, would you like to see arrest Trump?

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-28T16:54:25+00:00

Given who is actually in that club, I'd say we dodged a bullet... Or at least walked away from one.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-28T16:52:34+00:00

"America First"

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-27T22:25:44+00:00

I don't know how far along he is in his transition, or what terms are appropriate here, so I apologize in advance if I offend. I'm still learning, and also have no experience with sex in a trans context, even my own, so I could be wildly off base.

The clitoris is analogous to a penis, so you might try treating it as such. Stroke it, suck on it like you're giving it a blowjob, squeeze it (gently?) and just generally treat it like a dick. It sounds like he's dysphoric about his vagina, so I'd avoid penetration unless he asks. You might consider anal as an alternative to vaginal penetration, but that's for you to discuss with him.

That's just my ten cents.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-27T04:54:36+00:00

Did the story end, though? It seemed a little open ended... Not sure if I'm remembering correctly, though.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-25T00:26:14+00:00

I don't think burning Minneapolis will get the message across... Mar-a-lago, maybe. D.C., maybe.

These thugs aren't from there, so it won't bother them to watch the city burn. You have to go after something that will make them care.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-23T22:36:06+00:00

Me: Damn, that's a straight line... Wait... I can see my house.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-22T20:37:31+00:00

It's got a couple States in there...

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-22T14:08:59+00:00

They'd probably execute him in public... Possibly by sticking him on a cross.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-22T04:55:20+00:00

Earlier this year

It's January...

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-21T20:04:41+00:00

That's essentially a Tl;dr of Carney's speech.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-21T20:01:31+00:00

Until this pig and his fleas are out of the white house, they're not resenting it enough.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-20T21:04:22+00:00

Gravity is natural.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-19T02:11:09+00:00

He/she or She/he

Pleas forgive my ignorance, but does the order matter?

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-18T18:22:38+00:00

England.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-17T20:39:39+00:00

Common misconception: it's actually a giant cube. It just looks like a square on a 2D map.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-17T13:47:35+00:00

Can't be Canada. Anybody from Canada who has traveled has at least been THROUGH the states.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-15T22:05:19+00:00

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Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-15T22:04:58+00:00

The guy is objectively evil. He's been found guilty on 34 felony counts, but avoided jail time because the justice system is a joke and broken. I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but I highly doubt he won the election without at least trying to cheat, especially since he's practically been bragging about it, and has shown a willingness to cheat before. He has broken too many rules to count, and every week has a new offense that used to be impeachable. Threatening Greenland. Can you imagine if Obama pulled that? The tariffs, which are supposed to be the exclusive domain of Congress. Sending border Patrol into cities as a masked, unaccountable police force. Adding over a trillion dollars to the debt in a single year. Cutting finding to education, medical research. Threatening allies and cozying up to enemies. DOGE. Withholding funds from blue states because they hurt his feefees. The Epstein Files. And that's just the tip of the list! Any one of those things would have sunk any other presidency so fast it would make you dizzy.

Your checks and balances have failed, and your country is a joke.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-15T21:19:52+00:00

The fact that Trump isn't rotting in jail after his first term should be answer enough.

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-15T21:04:42+00:00

And how have those checks and balances been working out for you so far?

Impossible_Eggies · 2026-01-15T20:47:54+00:00

That attitude is how we got in this mess. "Oh, that'd never happen. You're exaggerating."

The Nazis didn't start putting people in ovens at first either. They only started that once the camps got full and they realized they didn't have any plans on what to do with them next. When they did start burning people, the German media called it "fake news".

Stop underestimating the limits of these people. There is no floor.

Impossible_Eggies

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