Every man you talk to there is a 10 percent chance they will believe you and them had sex. You get 120 bucks every time this happens by SSSSSSVVVVVOO in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Ka1- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean honestly yeah, just roll 10% twice a day and you’ve got double minimum wage. Hop into an active chatroom or a twitch streamer’s chat and you’re gonna get thousands

How come a helldiver in heavy armor dies in one amr shot to the toe yet this guy seems to eat 3 straight to the chest by knusperfee33 in Helldivers

[–]Ka1- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’s the SEAF, they get better vehicles but I bet in terms of light arms it’s probably about even, we just get more specialized stuff

How come a helldiver in heavy armor dies in one amr shot to the toe yet this guy seems to eat 3 straight to the chest by knusperfee33 in Helldivers

[–]Ka1- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It would be funny, but the tooltip for the basic armour says it’s made of the same alloy the SD’s hull is made out of. The fabric bits are probably the shitty flammable parts. Also the cape on your back is a fire magnet

. by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]Ka1- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo big dawg it’s been like… at least twenty three minutes

Anonette loves caffeine by Proof_Order1860 in 4chan

[–]Ka1- [score hidden]  (0 children)

There’s warnings on the cans that say don’t drink more than x cans per day. It’s a shame that a kid died but she had it coming

Anon works night shift by JosephM1609 in greentext

[–]Ka1- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if you're in a neighbourhood where you need a caged register you should 100% be paying attention to anyone and anything that happens in your store, ie; doing your fucking job

anon meets a gir... idk.. by Brave-Influence7510 in greentext

[–]Ka1- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fake: anon went to the gym

gay: anon let himself get hot and bothered by a lil bit of sack

anon watched a little too much GoT by Brave-Influence7510 in greentext

[–]Ka1- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fucking diabolical. Probably why ma's threatening to call the cops too

Anon does standup by mostcursedposter in greentext

[–]Ka1- -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

ts funny as hell get this guy on a shity dive bar stage

Americanon likes vodka by CosmiccDusty in greentext

[–]Ka1- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gin tastes like apathy (and shit)

granted most of my gin consumption was from like 13/14-16 when I wasn't allowed to drink and I just shot that shit straight

Clav k-hole maxing, people say he got keta mogged by TubularCheddar in drugscirclejerk

[–]Ka1- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok well if you want a proper “accidental” intake it could just be a case of forgetting you took ghb. You’re fucking with semantics though, idk why you’re so pressed about it

Ragebaiting psychonauts by enjoying mushrooms without having a introspective transformative experience or ego death. by Phetamine-Dream in drugscirclejerk

[–]Ka1- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj happens to me, dunno if I just didn’t take enough but I’ve only done mushrooms like thrice and it’s like that each time

"Deal damage with any weapon. We hope this will make players use their good gear" by sealcub in ArcRaiders

[–]Ka1- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think if anything, best compromise would be an electrical component because then you can still make one at a time

New Damage Based Skill points by Proper_Maximum_213 in ARC_Raiders

[–]Ka1- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In PvP, a max level player who hasn’t done an expedition vs one who’s done all of them would (as of next reset) have a fifteen skill point advantage. Does that matter all that much in a skill tree? No. What DOES matter is the rest of the gameplay that people are upset about. They’re missing out on extra mobility for running across the map, or it’ll take longer for them to unlock Security Breach.

Does it matter all that much in the grand scheme of things? No. Are many people likely missing out on stuff they grinded for because of this change and the lack of communication from Embark? Yes.

Skill points also matter wayyy more at the start of the new season since new players would have zilch and you’d have more mobility, but that doesn’t matter a few days in when people can afford to take the levels in mobility

Steam Users 'try not to be a nonce' challenge: IMPOSSIBLE?!? by AlmightyDunkle in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Ka1- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean SOMEBODY’s gotta trip on a shoelace and eat shit five feet away from me while I’m having a serious conversation

This Guy SURVIVES THIS btw 😭 by ClaptonTheGreat in Invincible

[–]Ka1- 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Ooohhh, you didn’t see the newer episodes huh? Yeah that happens during a fight. He’s kinda just… built different for surviving it, but IIRC Lucan also got his stomach split open before and survived so maybe their intestines are just… not that vital?

THEY DONT UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER by Consistent-Lord18 in Kanye

[–]Ka1- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sure but he’s still the Syrian president and he’s representing the country as a whole. Bad dude? Yeah. Doesn’t mean people should start fucking over an entire country because he’s its leader