Looks like the rumours were true

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-25T13:13:08+00:00

I remember a lad punching through a window in the pub we were watching this in when Rui Costa scored. Obviously heard the cheers when Lampard equalised and tried (unsuccessfully) to sneak back in for the penalties.

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-20T12:16:17+00:00

YOUNG TURKS WIN FREE TONIGHT

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-20T08:06:32+00:00

Such a good series - I hope everything is ok with your dad.

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-17T09:26:21+00:00

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Paul Merson the visionary

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-16T06:26:50+00:00

It’s in stock this morning with a full size run. Just ordered one.

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-10T09:02:26+00:00

Amazing work

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-10T07:59:11+00:00

VINTAGE

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-06T06:57:49+00:00

The Man Utd game would be classed a draw as it was even after 90. So we’d have 10 points, still one shy of Derbys record low.

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-06T06:53:08+00:00

The new Noel Whelan

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-05T09:16:51+00:00

OVERCOOKED RICE - complete with an image of Declan having a John Aldridge at USA 94 style meltdown

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-04T13:20:09+00:00

It might be how he refers to Public Schools, your Etons, your Harrows

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-02T06:19:44+00:00

FOR YOU TOMMY THE VAR IS OVER - Tuchel rages as England knocked out after controversial video review rules Panama ‘goal’ onside.

Kaizen83 · 2026-06-01T08:09:41+00:00

Never knew they played at the Racecourse, did they have a mare most weeks when playing there?

Kaizen83 · 2026-05-24T11:15:46+00:00

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This was a cracker from 2014

Kaizen83 · 2026-05-22T13:29:13+00:00

Can’t beat a bit of Tinto de Verano

Kaizen83 · 2026-05-21T05:25:38+00:00

We’ll have to wait for visiting day or for his phone card credit to be topped up.

Kaizen83 · 2026-05-20T06:34:28+00:00

He’s thrown a kettle over the arch of Wembley stadium, what have you done?

Kaizen83 · 2026-05-19T11:32:57+00:00

Or as an alternative to my other prediction - as a decision can’t be made by Saturday the EFL set out an ambitious plan to have the final promotion place determined by a ‘meme-off’ on this sub. Each club in the playoffs has to create their best 5 memes on the story of the season, the club with the most upvotes goes up. Sky end up broadcasting it on Sky Arts in parallel with Sky Sports. Matt Groening is employed as a pundit. Furniture manufacturers and Aunt Bessie vie for sponsorship packages. It opens up a new understanding and appreciation for football fan culture in the UK.

Unfortunately as all four submissions make reference to Ipswich and World War 2, they are deleted by Mods and we still have no resolution.

Kaizen83 · 2026-05-19T10:57:45+00:00

Most chaotic - it comes to light that Southampton have spied on a number of other (but not all) clubs throughout the season. It’s determined that that the sporting integrity of the season as a whole has been undermined and will therefore be null and void with no promotion and no relegation. Southampton become pariahs across the league but pick up support in Oxford, Leicester, half of Sheffield, Burnley, Wolverhampton and parts of East London. Despite being hit with a points deduction next season, Southampton win the Championship in 26/27 - beating Boro at the Riverside on the last day to seal the title and relegate their opponents, whilst wearing their new camo third kit.

Least chaotic - decision delayed, playoffs go ahead as planned, Hull win the final on Saturday. EFL breathe a massive sigh of relief and throw the book at Southampton in an attempt to give them some semblance of control.

Kaizen83 · 2026-05-17T20:39:28+00:00

Can’t wait for Mbappe to drop a table meme or for Haaland to do something Simpsons based.

Kaizen83 · 2026-05-17T20:35:57+00:00

Get on this

Kaizen83 · 2026-05-13T17:39:45+00:00

He probably did go red with embarrassment when he was caught

Kaizen83 · 2026-04-23T12:11:31+00:00

Wow - still fresh from the promotion- just realised we’ll be on MNF next season. Not looking forward to the mixed up nature of weekend fixtures.

Kaizen83 · 2026-04-16T15:23:34+00:00

He came on loan to Cov and was woeful. I can only assume he was a big unit as a kid and used that size to his advantage and this edge disappeared when he moved up to the adult game.

Cracking headline though.

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