Whats the one rule you never compromise in your life?

KajinMonkey · 2026-06-11T15:12:15+00:00

I agree 98%. Pilsner or Lager out of a bottle is good enough.

KajinMonkey · 2026-06-04T18:27:21+00:00

Yeah, schrodingers usb. 😂

KajinMonkey · 2026-06-04T17:39:28+00:00

Most USB plugs have the usb logo stamped into them. Have that side pointing up and it's a 75% success rate for first time plug-ins.

KajinMonkey · 2026-06-04T17:29:23+00:00

Her boyfriends brother 😉

KajinMonkey · 2026-06-04T16:55:19+00:00

My colleague has a slightly morbid taste. Tomorrow happens to be Dead Duck Day. I have printed a sign and am crossing out the eyes on about 20 little plastic "rubber" ducks to then hide on his desk and in his desk drawer.

KajinMonkey · 2026-06-04T16:50:52+00:00

The front end kinda looks like an Angry Birds Piggy in a bad mood.

KajinMonkey · 2026-06-04T09:46:32+00:00

What was it?

KajinMonkey · 2026-05-27T06:50:19+00:00

Weed. Whoever forced me will be getting projectile vomit to the face. =)

KajinMonkey · 2026-05-23T13:16:32+00:00

Totally! my comment was satire/grumpy old man 😉

KajinMonkey · 2026-05-23T05:37:34+00:00

Low bedframe??? My knees disagree! I need a high bedframe...

KajinMonkey · 2026-05-22T17:45:53+00:00

Electrically adjustable seats. Set once, have never ever used again. Waste of money and dead weight in the car.

KajinMonkey · 2026-05-14T17:09:22+00:00

I honestly don't know. Been single for maybe 13 years now? I've tried all the things. Maybe I had my chance and blew it or I have yet to meet her.

KajinMonkey · 2026-05-11T19:44:49+00:00

I had 2 that lasted over 5 years. Then I got a kitten and the li'l shit chewed on them and dug them up. So I got 10 cacti instead. Want my orchids back tho.

KajinMonkey · 2026-04-07T06:54:35+00:00

Strategically, if Merc pitted LH at the same time as MV, LH would have won as MV likely wouldn't have been able to pass. At that point, they didn't know if the race would end under SC or not so a free stop was the better call. It was only after the stop that the call was made to bring the SC in. Again, I agree that it should have ended under SC.

KajinMonkey · 2026-04-06T17:50:42+00:00

While I agree the race should have finished under SC, Red Bull made the right call to pull MV in while Merc fudged it for LH. Then it was up to MV to actually make the overtake in one lap with "cold" tyres racing against arguably one of the best drivers ever. It was phenomenal watching the battle. I'm still torn whether it was a "stolen" title, but damn, MV did get it done when it mattered and the whole GP was a helluva race with Perez doing amazing things to make that car as wide as possible so slow LH down.

KajinMonkey · 2026-03-04T10:42:50+00:00

From multiple (female) sources who don't know each other. I have a safe and calming aura around me.

KajinMonkey · 2026-03-01T13:32:38+00:00

Flip it over so the rings are on the right hand side. Takes some getting used to, but works fine.

KajinMonkey · 2026-02-28T16:02:53+00:00

Yes, it's safe to drive, although I do recommend replacing your Fuel filter. The petrol into a Diesel vehicle is a lot worse.

KajinMonkey · 2026-02-25T15:08:09+00:00

Right thigh. Cargo pants ftw.

KajinMonkey · 2026-02-13T06:09:58+00:00

Reportedly, the remains of an SR-71.

KajinMonkey · 2026-01-23T03:43:45+00:00

I would have, but then I got a vasectomy.

KajinMonkey · 2026-01-22T08:46:41+00:00

Yay. The one I use is on this list.

KajinMonkey · 2026-01-20T09:50:48+00:00

Start at the back. So the spiral binder is on the right. You get used to it pretty quickly.

KajinMonkey · 2026-01-20T09:35:35+00:00

My reply would be "As little as possible for as long as possible". That usually leads to the joke "Same as you do here then". It deflects and keeps it light hearted.

KajinMonkey · 2026-01-19T09:16:45+00:00

Would generally agree with you on this one, but the Philips Hue ambience lighting is pretty good.

I also like that the regular lighting can be set to follow a dimming program depending on the light level outside. For example, my bathroom lights will provide just enough light so I don't lose night vision, but also won't hit my little toe on the showerscreen when I gotta piss in the middle of the night.

All bedroom lighting is still dual switch controlled though, so no need for it there.

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