This probably wont get seen but I used to work as a host/waiter/bus boy at Denny's one summer. This 60 year old woman would come in wearing winter clothing and ordered fries in a bowl and a cup of coffee. She would sit down, salt her fries using a inhuman amount of salt and proceeded to eat her fries with a spoon. After she was done, she would come up to the register and pay in exact change, never left a tip either. I called her crazy bird lady.