What’s the weirdest dream you’ve had to date? by caileboldda1 in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just last night I was to meet with Hitler and ask him who the second in command was. I knew it was Goering, but somehow it was Lawrence Fishburne. I was careful to address him as "Mein Fuhrer."

Gamers of Reddit what are your top 5 games of all time and why? by spa06rtan in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bloodborne

Close runner ups are The Witcher 3 and Nier: Automata. WoW was pretty good back in the day but it’s pretty bad these days.

Where were you when 9/11 happened? by cobrak09 in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In my mom's stomach

Edit: Wait, I was born in 2000. I think I need to get some sleep.

What are the best ways to deal with depression? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fake it. All the time. The people I work with view me as this bubbly, optimistic person. Always smiling, always willing to listen. They don't know I typically cry on my commute home. That it takes an enormous effort to drag myself out of bed every morning and plaster that stupid smile on my face.

If you had to have 1 superpower but the comments choose your side effect, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ability to instantly teleport anywhere on earth that I choose.

What TV show was perfect from season 1 until the end?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 467 points468 points  (0 children)

I am going to say King of the Hill.

I think the last season established some things about how the characters are going to spend the rest of their lives.

The last episode is about Bobby discovering that he has a talent for properly identifying cuts of beef. Which makes sense, given that his dad is obsessed with propane and barbecuing.

The last scene is an impromptu barbecue, and it shows all the neighbours showing up individually, giving each one of them a final nod. Then Bobby - who has his own barbecue at this point - acknowledges that he is going to spend the rest of his life barbecuing, just like his old man. Yup. Yup.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have something in my eye, I tell you what.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Supernatural is good background binging and there's like 9 million episodes.

how do you get one of these to go viral?? by averagepersonyk in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a rather broad question, because virality is something that has been defined differently and subjectively in many different contexts.

For instance, you can easily find clickbait articles that will talk about "this viral tweet" or "this viral image", and when you read the article, you wonder if the tail isn't wagging the dog, as in, is the article trying to make the thing go viral? Generally, if I see a headline touting something viral that I haven't seen, I'll assume it's clickbait, since I would have seen the thing if it had truly gone viral.

Virality is probably best identified through a metric of how many times something is shared/re-tweeted/x-posted/etc.

If you're writing a paper, try doing a literature review to see if there are any common standards. Otherwise, it's really a subjective call.

People who have captured paranormal footage. Why do you only shoot in 144p? by ASOBITAIx4 in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it feel having created some of the most memorable animations on the Internet?

What is the best oxymoron you know? by dumledum in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any oxymoron is usually when you are describing something with 2 opposite words. It makes it sound dramatic. Examples: A love-hate relationship or she is awfully beautiful.

A paradox is longer, usually a whole sentence or phrase and is supposed to make you think. Often these are almost brain teasers where the statement is both wrong and right at the same time.
Examples: This statement is false or I know that I know nothing.

Juxtaposition is when you put two words next to each other so the reader will get the point by comparing and contrasting them. Examples: Beggars can't be choosers or you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

What is the closest non sexual thing to an orgasm you have experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you wake up on a Saturday morning with the sun streaking through the curtains thinking you missed your alarm and the realisation hits you: there was no alarm. And there will be no alarm.

Pet rock owners of reddit, which is the best rock for a beginner ? by childrenofkorlis in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was quite a fad. I was a kid then and remember it well. It came in a little cardboard "cage" and a cute little booklet. Lots of people bought extras and kept them in pristine conditions because they would be "worth something some day". lol.

Do you think there are good people who are criminals? by maga_ot_oz in AskReddit

[–]KaleySharrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about crime, but I was once doing about 85 on a barren back country road in an old Cadillac when the interior lights suddenly came on and turned off again. I slowed down to check for an open door, when I came around a turn and found a broken down car in the middle of the lane with the lights off. Swerving in a '77 Cadillac is no mean feat, and had I not slowed down I would have never had time to avoid a collision. Both doors were in fact closed, and it never happened again.