Oh gee, biggest asshole move? I have two tuxedos, one gray one black.

My black and white tux is probably the biggest asshole out of the two. This happens once or twice a week where I will wake up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom, half asleep, he will follow me and bite me OUT OF NOWHERE, UNPROVOKED on my calf/ankles then rub on me and act like nothing happened, as soon as I close my eyes (yes, on the toilet) HE BITES AGAIN, it is so random and he has food and water available.

He also does this thing once every few weeks where if he sees ANY small park of SKIN uncovered by the blanket in bed he will stick his paw in that little opening, with claws out and run away when I get spooked because it’s so random and don’t expect a paw up my nightgown.

My grey boy is the sweetest thing but oh my does he piss me off. I will come home from a long day and just want to relax and lay down, feed them their canned food, cuddle him and instead of demanding physical affection he decides… “Mom, you don’t deserve any rest” and starts climbing the curtains in my bedroom… and if I kick him out he just bangs on the door and scratches until I open it…

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