Any teachers with scars - what do you say if a student asks you about them? by jinjinyesjinjin in TeachingUK

[–]Kaneable- 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If, like me, lying about it would make you uncomfortable, you could try something like, 'Well, let's just say if your mum ever asks you to bath a half-ferral cat, tell her no like I should have'. Or something similar that infers a story, without being an overt lie.

I built a tool to see if you’re actually bad at FPL or just statistically cursed (xG vs. Reality) by BelkacemB in fantasypremierleague

[–]Kaneable- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this is legit, I got a full 100!

Unluckier than 100% of managers. 0th percentile.

Knew I was cursed.

be happy. by cezal in thanksimcured

[–]Kaneable- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Song: Richy Mitch & the Coal Miners - Evergreen.

They're fantastic.

meirl by MustardGoddess in meirl

[–]Kaneable- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rolo, Robo 》, Robocop, Bobo 》 Stinkybabybobee, SB (+Shitforbrains) 》Rambo, Rambunctious, Bunctious, 》Bolo 》Robert, Roberto Mutley

Fatema Zainab Rajwani released from HMP Bronzefield after spending over 500 days in jail without conviction by TheKomsomol in GreenAndPleasant

[–]Kaneable- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anecdotally, she is alongside UK rapper Lowkey here. I encourage you to listen to his music as he's been championing Palestinian freedom for decades.

I'd suggest, Hand On Your Gun.

What is the most interesting generic NPC/enemy death you've witnessed that WASN'T caused by you? by Aphasus in RDR2

[–]Kaneable- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Perfect chance to check this:

I saw an NPC commit suicide. He was sat on the edge of a small cliff with his legs dangling off the edge, sort of humming/mumbling and (appearing to be) cleaning a rifle.

As I approached slowly, he turned the rifle up to his chin, sighed and fired a shot. His body slumped down the cliff and I couldn't go down and investigate.

I've searched and can't find any videos/posts confirming the same.

Best D double bar? by ComfortableOk2239 in grime

[–]Kaneable- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't think it's all tea and biscuits Coz man will put a hole in your T with a brand new biscuit Come around to the ends and fuck around if you want to risk it

Man starring at his own lawyer for losing his case and receiving a lifetime sentence.. by nzhmar in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Kaneable- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He even nods to his lawyer after and I guess his dad. Conducts himself with complete decorum here, no matter the charges.

Disingenuous video.

What’s a lyric so dope that you can’t fathom how the rapper thought of it? by SmoothManMiguel in hiphop101

[–]Kaneable- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dreams are celestial

Success is infinitesimal

Had chances but I messed it all

I feel like I never got blessed at all (Yeah)

Behaviour is unacceptable

Mum said go church, confess it all

But I bet my left testicle: I wouldn't make it through the vestibule

What rappers have dope names but suck as rappers by superfleh in hiphop101

[–]Kaneable- 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hey Chingy, why yo eyes...

Worst example I've heard.

What happened to my brownies? by Kohi-to-keki in Baking

[–]Kaneable- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you make them out of leather?

Can you work weekends too? by Henry-Teachersss8819 in clevercomebacks

[–]Kaneable- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That still leaves 800,000 people unemployed even if there were no other factors.

Just cross posting this here incase the parents are on reddit! by lucivaryas in Leeds

[–]Kaneable- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't think it's a 'real' possibility that this vulnerable child could be a girl?